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/Mrs Wykiki enters the chat

He'll fit right in then

This is more like it

Aye I saw it on a post on Bluesky. Cunt should have had a red for it.

Timo would have had him in his back pocket anyways

£35m for Quansah? Botman must be worth £75m then even crippled

Went to breakfast this morning. Wife asked for a Latte. Got told it would be charged to the room. I laughed poor young lass didn't know what to do. I had a chat with her about her day etc. Come to check out got asked if we enjoyed the stays etc. told them it was lovely until I was told I would be charged for a Latte. I thought spending £360 for the night would cover a Latte. It's a canny place the bar is really cool. We shall be back but in winter.i bet it's stunning in winter.

My mate moved to Perth and he was at the football a few days ago and he sat there in a scarf and hat. It was fucking 14 degrees 😂

One to replace Ciggy?

The band was for someone's birthday. It was a 60th and they've just asked the pub to host it. Bands finished now but it was a great vibe. All having a laugh. Coach has just come to collect em. We've had a great laugh with em. Lovely. I fucking love it the further north you come. People are just nice.

Some loud mouth Southern CUNT in the restaurant with fucking Raspberry Chinos on CUNT

I was told about it when I booked the place by my uncle.so I asked at reception with the quip of 'mind you I saw enough of it at Sunday school' it didn't quite hit the note I wanted it to ,😂

Currently sweating my tits off at the lord Crewe arms in blanchland. But a canny band on and a nice atmosphere. Some flange too.

If I see no movement from us by the end of July I'll start to get a bit miffed but I'm chill AF for once.

Been linked to by press who didn't know fuck all about Botman, Bruno or Sandro. Even Popes signing came out of the blue. It's all speculation probably bar Guehi who that cunt at palace leaked as he wanted a bidding war.

Don't forget as well because of the club world cup shite it's changed the transfer window dates.

It's still early days in the window man. Chill

If Guehi does go there I can see Howe having a meltdown.

Probably but salah also had a number of games where he was missing. I'm surprised VVD isn't on there.