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Hasn't he had to sell to balance the books? I.e can he spend it? Or is it a new FFP year or something? Paging @The Fish

No Next summer tho!

I intend to keep this updated this season. I haven't included players away on loan. I.e Haydn. But can add that in. Can a Mod sticky this? I shall update squad numbers when they're released. I have also simplified it via GK / DEF / MID / FWD. So let's not have a Viana type discussion

Legend [year contract expires] (Injured) – With expected date back {Suspended} Goalkeepers 22 Nick Pope - 19/04/92 [2026] 26 Karl Darlow – 08/10/1990 [2025] 29 Mark Gillespie – 27/03/92 [2023] – Final year of contract Defenders 2 Kieran Trippier – 19/09/1990 [2024] 3 Paul Dummet – 26/09/91 [2023] – Final year of contract 4 Sven Botman – 12/01/2000 [2027] 5 Fabian Schar – 20/12/1991 [2024] 6 Jamaal Lascelles – 11/11/1993 [2024] 12 Jamal Lewis – 25/01/1998 [2025] 13 Matt Targett – 18/09/1995 [2026] 15 Kieran Trippier – 19/09/1990 [2024] 17 Emil Krafth – 02/08/1994 [2024] - (TBC) - Knee 19 Javier Manquillo – 05/05/1994 [2024] - (06.08.22) - Groin / Hip / Pelvic 33 Dan Burn – 09/05/1992 [2024] Midfielders 7 Joelinton – 14/08/1996 [2025] 8 Jonjo Shelvey – 27/02/1992 [2023] – Final year of contract - (No return cNov) - Hamstring 10 Allan Saint-Maximin – 12/03/1997 [2026] 11 Matt Ritchie – 10/09/1989 [2023] – Final year of contract 21 Ryan Fraser – 24/02/1994 [2025] 23 Jacob Murphy – 24/02/1994 [2027] 24 Miguel Almiron – 10/02/1994 [2024] 28 Joe Willock – 20.08.1999 [2027] 32 Elliott Anderson – 06/11/2002 [2024] 36 Sean Longstaff – 30.10.1997 [2026] 39 Bruno Guimaraes – 16/11/1997 [2026] Forwards 9 Callum Wilson – 27/02/1992 [2024] - (c12th August) - Hamstring 14 Alexander Isak - 21/09/1999 [2028] 20 Chris Wood – 07/12/1991 [2024]

I think they will be looking to offload first. But we certainly need a striker.

Aye, totally this. Wouldn't surprise me that the next signings will be a couple of weeks away now tbh.

Would be mad if we got him.

CT's pal have tracked a private jet arrive from Denmark today. Apparently it's Eriksens agent.

Money

Superb to see some serious investment into the academy

WHAT THE FUCK

I would love Paqueta

I would agree. But he's a bit like that cunt McTomminey. Wannabe hard man. Until someone sticks it on em and then they're rolling around like an extra from Platoon.

She meant pubic

When do we see some players being offloaded? Surly soon.

This is my normal mood

Gordon is a slimeball cunt of a person.

DCL?

How baggy are those shirts man

I absolutely love these owners and their sense of humour.

I bet Pearson is still waiting 🤣

Male?

His mam is worth banging