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Nah, to do that one has to think. Even in that video of stretching he's not listening.

What made me laugh is he mentioned the 'crazy fans' about 5 times then the guy asks 'what do you know about the fans here' ffs you spanner, fucking listen to the lad.

You had a wank didn't you?

He pushes ahead of Bruno in the sexyness stakes for me

Great watch that. Brewcie probably thought the skin fold callipers were for picking up chicken nuggets.

Camera guy sounds fed up as fuck

Also. If we are going in for him and it may have been accepted, shows chicken shagger once again wrong on budget.

Fair play

Wonder if Woke Lineker has questioned the £60m Spurs have spent on Richardlson. Doubt it.

Salah signed a new contract. Bin dippers will be wanking into their socks tonight

Sounds like we have dodged a bullet. Doesn't have the right mentality.

Should bathe in sanitiser tonight.

Still expects a couple of signings apparently

https://twitter.com/alfonso_leocad/status/1542871824802975744?s=20&t=7gIGy1FEVXqTYrfGHdNJjA

Just seen them stats on Twitter

Mike Dean is fucking staying on VAR CUNT

People seem to be losing their shit that there's been no 'official' announcement over him. Despite there being one

Obviously watching ASM talking to Ciggy about his new game he made whilst off.

Some of the lads are back for pre-season today. Great to see

Hasn't he had to sell to balance the books? I.e can he spend it? Or is it a new FFP year or something? Paging @The Fish

No Next summer tho!

I intend to keep this updated this season. I haven't included players away on loan. I.e Haydn. But can add that in. Can a Mod sticky this? I shall update squad numbers when they're released. I have also simplified it via GK / DEF / MID / FWD. So let's not have a Viana type discussion