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We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile.

Fucking 100% You should be proud anyways. It's all on Italian wine 🤤

Oh and. @Christmas Tree were booked in here again next year so join us. They need a set of 'Alfred Wainwright didn't walk the lying cunt' mugs

Wife's drank virtually a bottle of monte on her own with her new Dutch mate (I wanna watch so bad) and is now tell her about the 'mini Guinness' we will be drinking soon. So think you're OK @Monkeys Fist as my wife doesn't drink. I've been with her 16 years and never seen her drunk!

Just got back from a run. Windermere almost had a pavement pizza at one point tho. Wow what a great night 😂 Right I'm starving! Time for a shower then some porridge.

I think we're about to chuck the keys in the bowl with a Dutch couple! He's a cyclist and knows Botman parents! Lives near Van Basten! I don't know who to go for first! Him or his wife! Both amazing jaw lines.

Yet we're told farmers keep the country going eh..

I asked my GP mate last week if she wanted.to check mine 😂 Get well soon lad

I am on my way to being pissed. So happy crimbo you great bunch of fuckers. That includes you Ahmed. 😘

It's gonna be tough but surprised they're not confident. They've stuttered a few times but sure they've done well against the tougher teams. I'll be honest, I'd be happy with a draw 😂

Just got to ambleside and shocked it's pissing down

Rear Gunner I assume

Please dont quote the WUM as I see it then. So I think ASM was shite and overrated. Ahmeds tammy drops out and starts been an uber cunt. Wants him to fail,. cant see when was voted our best player blah blah. GTFO Mackem wum.

I've worked with a load of contract lads who certainly had holidays. They were never off sick though!

Reported

I love how Ahmed the Mackem is liking all your posts. Like the weirdo wants us to be beat. I absolutely agree, but like I have said we can only beat what is in front of us. He hasn't been world class, but he's been solid.

Only you and Holden. Yet I get called miserable!

https://www.nufc.com/

Won't make it here though, nah.

It's a fucking normal working day! Imagine if they shops today just went 'meh, lets be festive and let's shut all day'

Last day of work, get to the bus stop at my normal time 06:15 and, OH, WE ARE ON FUCKING FESTIVE SCHEDULE!!!! My bus isn't due for another HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF. FUCKING CUNTS

What do you fucking think?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c205g406eg5o Ahhhh mate, u ok hun?

They're 4 points clear with a game in hand against the blue mackems. Blue mackems wont stand back and let them win. Salah gets injured and tbh they're still a good team but no City. I only saw a bit today and VVD was poor for two of Spurs goals.