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I was watching the 5km the other day and some Kenyan fell over 3 times was like his first ever park run

Massive Blood Bags

My timeline is full of CT SUP wankers.

Massive Upset? Hmmmmmmm

Simple things like this we should have been doing decades ago. Similar to Amsterdam making its centre pedestrianised in the 70s. But no. Deluded shop owners were kicking off in covid when areas were pedestrianised to help socially distance. 'ooo we won't get passing trade' what drivers doing 50mph in 30s to get to. Spasda? Then suddenly loads of business. Slack cunts. Now it's back to normal.

Imo the next signing willl be like Pope. I.e we won't hear about it until c48h before it's announced it will move quick.

But it is most years when flooding happens. Mostly because tory voting cunts don't want woodland up on the Moors as it spoils their shooting & bumming. Fuck all is going to change.

Sounds like Leicester aren't going to sign anyone. Rodgers must be odds on for the sack

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgKh6YhIKgE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Whats Kieran Dyer doing 😂

LBC News 'The Queen, despite the record temperatures is still carrying on with her duties...........' Apparently welcoming some yank '.........her majesty welcomed (fuck knows who) from Windsor Castle remotely on Zoom' Bless her, grafting like fuck.

Apparently the NHS sees an increase in incidents when the temp tips over 25 degrees. I saw on a post on FB last night some bell end was saying how soft we are now. Looked at his profile, a nurse of everything and ex forces.

Shame they didn't take the plug out of his supposed ICU he was in.

If we strength with Paqueta, Shelvey is gone. You would send him packing over Willcok or Ciggy purely for the high wages he will be on. I know we're not privy to his contract, but I doubt his extension trigger is on much lower wages.

Paging @sammynb

Yet CN knows

Fucking snakes the lot of them

Listening to LBC. So many saying bring back Boris. WTF WTAF

The thing is, if we do manage to get a loan and then Paqueta at the price quoted he will be 'I told you so' the CN boring fuck.

Nah I was meant to watch it tbh.

Shite man

I felt like Tweeting the podcast and him asking if Johnson was so up on his Environmental, during the last GE why did he and his mate Farage dipped out of the climate debate and replaced by ice statues.

I started to listen to that 'Rest is politics' podcast Gemmill posted. Some interesting ones until the last. Rory plum gob, tried saying Boris is interested in the Environment GET TO FUCK YOU MAD MAD MAD CUNT. His only interest is a country house and looking like Worzel bastard Gummidge you radge bastard. Then the other bloke was saying how it's short term thinking on environmental terms. EVERY DECISION BY MPS IS SHORT TERM YOU SLACK CUNTS. That's the problem. They only think in four year terms and getting back in power. If it wasn't the country would be miles better off.

He's lead such a sheltered life the lad Look at the size of the trees Fuck me. He lives a stone throw away from some stunning countryside in the North East and it's clear he's never been. He also seems to think he's in Southend the slack cunt.

STD's

Interesting that. Could mean he is in for a move to the EPL. BTW Is that a decent podcast Andrew? I do think Shelvey has improved a lot since Howe has come in and when he was out his range of passing was somewhat of a miss. But, I know it's only friendlies, but, ciggy has played well and chipped in with goals. Get him playing with more confidence, Paqueta in and Anderson and I would be happy with that.