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Apparently the whole nation will be deeply concerned about the news. Aye mate, fuck the gas bill, the rich 96 year old about to die.

Knowing these cunts it will be on Sunday

Anyone think she's gone already? Wonder if Nonce has borrowed one of Jeffs old planes

A proud Welsh man taking that job?

Absolutely where I am

But Wor Shearer wouldn't have anything said bad about his mate Brewcie.

That's a very good point if the ball hadn't gone in and one I haven't seen mentioned anywhere.

There was a quite a large lad came riding up on a top end bike. This lad made fun of him to his mates. Someone said to this lad 'Maybe he's just got into cycling and thought he would treat himself. why take the piss' He didn't have a retort for it at all

TBF to Waugh, I don't think he's like that at all. He was saying he didn't think it was a pen. He said he thought the goal should have stood, but didn't think it was a pen. He also didn't think without the shove Willock wouldn't have scored. Which they argued about. IMO, that shove anywhere else on the pitch it's a FK. Which is similar to the Schar foul. Why Ref's shit their pants when incidents are in the box I don't know.

BTW how many tabs does Payne smoke? His lungs when he laughs sound absolutely FUCKED!

Went to Carlton Bank yesterday to watch the Tour of Britain. Fuck me, almost ended up in a fight with a loud mouthed Smoggie cunt My mate and I decided to stand on the lower part of the climb as the Beefeater wankers were further up and all seemed pissed. So we wanted somewhere a little quieter. Anyway, it got busier before the race came through. Some old kid came and stood near us. Then put his phone on full blast and started to watch the race. That was annoying and a few others near us didn't seem impressed. Then he saw a couple of lads riding up he knew so he shouted them. They stood on the other side of the road and were basically shouting at each other. About 10 minutes of this and various people now moving away my mate turns to the old kid and said 'If you turn the race off and go stand with your mate to talk you don't have to shout' This old kid looked at my mate and told him to fuck off Anyways, race came through and this old kid was obviously a full on expert. As it came passed it went it a bit like this; Smog 1 excited as fuck 'That's Ritchie Porte on the front smashing it for Pidcock' Me 'That's not Porte, it's Fraile' Smog 1 'Is it fuck' Group comes passed Smog 2 'He's right Marra, that wasn't Porte' Smog 1 'Daft cunt, it was. Alex Dowsett was hanging on the back, good lad' Me 'Dowsett wasn't there' Smog 1 'What fucking race you watching like? He was on the back' Me 'That was Theuns' Smog 1 'You ever watched a race before like?' I just ignored him at this point. The bloke was in his early 60s and an utter nob. Anyways a few people started to walk off the climb and someone asked me, if that was it. Smog 1 'Aye, that's it' Me 'No, there's about another 50 riders left to come through' Smog 1 'Don't listen to him love, he's clueless' My Mate 'No love, there's about 50 riders, don't listen to Mr Angry here' Police moto's and NEG start coming though then a small group of about 10 rides come Smog 1 'See, not 50' Me 'It's the hilly-est stages on the Tour, it's going to be split up. I've been to watch Flanders over 15 times, I have watched Tour stages in the Alps, it's going to be split up' Smog 1 to Smog 2 'Mr Know it all eh' Then a Police motos and NEG come followed by a group of 40ish riders Me to Smog 1 'Oooo look who's on the front, its Porte & Dowsett, I wonder if they've done a loop and jumped in with this bunch to finish further down' Smog 2 'hahaha, he's fucking right you know' Smog 1 walks off.

Why aren't they after Stevie Gee? Or is he still on for Project Klopp after he's booted?

Caulkin and Payne are fucking livid at Waugh this week over the palace disallowed goal 😂

From. Woodgate. What do you expect them to do? The kiss arse bastard. They've been beat fair and square and they're nothing but a bang average side this season. They've spunked they're wages on salah who's pretty much been missing since AFCON last season and not strengthened their midfield and instead of a crocked mackem cunt and an old Milner who is starting CL games v Napoli.

Comments on BBC ticker is gold. #thoughtsandprayers

Should have fucked the Egyptian diver off and kept Mane

Liverpool starting Milner in a CL game. Shows where they are. He's a good squad player but imo shouldn't be starting.

Aye but its northern working class cunts. Fuck em

Doesn't surprise me.

Football in this country alone is a multibillion pound business. Where there's that sort of money, it's going to be a target for corruption

Hypocrisy is rife in everyday life. Why didn't he open with the question? Oh because it would have ended there and then.

Chelsea

His toe is in front if you look at the slice through

BUT THE BBC IS AMAZING AND NOT BIASED