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I would hike tax up on booze in super markets. Take the tax down in boozers and restaurants and bring back more sensible opening hours. I.e not all this day fucking shite and close on a period on a Sunday. But that's against capitalism init?

This free bar thing seems to screw us over as a nation. My wifes company does quarterly business updates where they will put on a free bar and nailed on every time there's something that goes off. It's got to the point now where the board are discussing the removal of it, which fucks it up for those that can have a pint or two. My wife is pretty much T total. We regularly go away and not drink. I can open a bottle of wine at home and we can have a glass each and then leave it. But it's a waste of a bottle so we usually don't bother until we have friends around

Just look at British TV. All the soaps revolve around pubs. Then you have stuff like Men Behaving Badly etc. All about getting smashed. Then you have Grealish lauded about getting wankered for 3 days. @Tomas everyone has said, I hope you the best. You'll get there, that first step is the biggest and you've done that.

come on LTA. Lets hear your defence for the work shy cripple. Johnson is only 22 and scored 8 goals with 3 assists last season in a team that struggled.

Brennan Johnson has been told he can leave Forest apparently for the right price. I would take him over ASM

What he meant to say was 'I couldn't have broken this record if Southgate had dropped me for no mark friendlies against Dentists and Farmers to test out other strikers. Cheers Gareth'

Add ASM too (LTA klaxon alert)

I'm happy to see his contract extended. You can see he is integral in the squad. Like @ewerksuggested too, it maybe part of the HG coefficient for the CL too.

Apparently Arsenal bid for Rice rejected. COME ON EDDIE!!!!

Apparently it was the cost of dribble bibs that put Ten Nonce off.

Villa at home first game.

Two game ban for Ayatollah Hermione for shooting his gear too early btw

This made me LOL tbf

And the chicken nonce and Co will once again be wrong on transfer kitty 😂

@Andrewknows his Serie A crack like

That;s scuppered it FFS

If we pull this off and Arsenal get Havertz

YOU'RE YOU SLACK CUNT

Umoogie GratexG

Chasing the ball most of the time. Liverpool get Mac allister and they get Milner. Well done Liverpool.

Milner to Brighton. I find that odd tbh. Dummett must be quicker than him now.

They said he's still training at the club whilst in rehab

Shows you how key Ritchie & Dummett are to the overall squad. Glad tbh.

'What do you mean they've got 6 fingers?' 'Honestly Jude, its weird. Pass the cranberry sauce'