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It's been out wedding anniversary this week. Earlier this year I booked a surprise spa weekend for us. It's a place I've never been and had storming reviews. A few weeks ago told our lass to book Friday off and told her where we are going. She booked a 3h spa session with fanny rubbing etc so i got out on the push iron for a couple of hours. We got into our room. No hot water. Shower didn't work. Reception said we could use spa shower (wow fucking generous) and it's something they knew about. Why not fucking tell us? Went down for tea last night. Ordered our stuff. Wires came didn't look like what we expected. Asked the young kid. He came back and said it was what was ordered. It fucking wasn't. Anyways. Head waitress said she would knock off the drinks for us (a tap water and a lemonade they are kind) Went down to breakfast this morning. Wife orders scrambled eggs on avocado I wanted some porridge. Young kid comes back with poached egg on toast and my porridge. Wife tells him that's not what she orders so he goes away. Meanwhile I've no fucking spoon. So I go in search of one. Get one get to my porridge, it's stone cold. So this afternoon I go to reception to speak to someone to be told 'we will make a not to take off the service charge' i almost dragged the cunt off reception. So tonight we're eating out and I've told them I run a YouTube page on reviewing local hotels. Cunts.
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Cunts
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Love it. Fucking hate them cunts and down to 10 🤣
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Wor Amanda's neice like
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Ten Nonce straight up to the ref. Fucking bald fraud. Meanwhile Woy looking like he's an old man that's got list and wandered into the stadium. Philips also moaning at the end of the game the match. He will be back at Leeds next season.
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Skipper back to shitter
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