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He's always on the hunt for birds. Always commenting on birds walking around town. yet he constantly moans when we go for a beer after work that she's insecure and always checking how long he's going to be. Geeeeeeeee I wonder fucking why.

Dipper at work has just been told his Mrs has fucked him off and he's fuming My retort of 'You wasn't bothered on Friday when you were steaming into that bird' didn't go down too well

Pic or GTFO

BTW What sort of cunt gaffer sets their Crimbo do on a school night?

What have you said? TT is here for you.

I worked at a company that did away days. I never went and got asked one year why. I told them straight that I wanted to spend time with my family and friends and I saw my colleagues a hell of a lot more so why would I want a full weekend away with them doing shit I didn't like?

I was invited out to one do last year and when I said no i was asked why. Convo went something like; 'You coming out for x?' 'Nah mate' 'Oh why?' 'I hardly spoke to him when he worked at the place, why would I when he comes back to Leeds?' 'Because xyz are out too' 'Well I saw them the other week' 'Miserable cunt' So because an ex colleague who was alright was coming back to leeds for the weekend a few who got on with him really well were off out. I never worked with him that close, nor socialised out of work with him. So why would I use my time up to do it after 15 years of not seeing him?

Are they all similar ages to you? A lot of the lads in my office are younger. They're a decent bunch and we all get on, but nights out they just know when I get to a certain time I am home and fuck all will stop me going. Plus now with me hardly drinking it's even less appealing to be out when people pass a certain point of being pissed

The replies of the GIF's make me laugh more than the jokes tbh

plus less people are testing. etc.

'illness'

When I went to the Dr's last week I asked him about it. He said its out there still but they're hardly seeing any cases in their surgery. They're seeing a lot of stuff they haven't seen for the last 3 years they said like whooping cough etc. I was out on Friday night and dirty bastards have gone back to normal of not washing hands etc.

Nailed on Man Utd. Will be blinded by the by gone era.

I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER"

Mates at SOL tonight with filthy Leeds and said Mackems are quiet as fuck.

you like neck to neck

We have had to loan hall because of FFP. So how do we now go out and spend anything to get players in?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0uKSA0sq5x/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Do you have anyone in mind? Striker wise I haven't a clue!

He could also just be passing through as its not far from where his old fella is banged up. But I'm hoping there's more to it than that

Two Lips?

Just seen Kalvin Philips in Harrogate

I've not listened to it but looking at the comments they say the same thing