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Well I get one right!

hence why I was youngest in there I walked in went to reception and they looked at me like I was in the wrong department

Started the Miners Strike 1984. Very interesting https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/jan/25/tv-tonight-a-brilliant-series-about-how-the-miners-strike-divided-one-pit-village

A couple of years ago I had a water infection. Had the camera up the japs eye and finger up the arse. 1) Camera up that japs eye. Wasn't painful as expected, its uncomfortable. I was the youngest in the waiting room by about 40 years. Procedure was done with 4 women in the room. I was scared about getting a boner more than anything, but when you see the apparatus that soon goes away. 2) Finger up the ring. I had just had the thing up my bell and to have a finger up my arse I had to sign a consent form. Its quick and painless. It's absolutely nothing.

Maddison losing his head? Did someone slag off that young darts lad?

Incoming in 3......2......1......

Swiss sexy bastard. You're just a Swiss sexy bastard. Swiss sexy baaaaaaastard

Yes, I waste my days off with watching lycra clad men for 5+h but sad knackers waving dildos. No.

Taylor Swift fans init

Just looking at Schar's goal in the Premier League. He now has 12. Same number as a bandaged person

The person who leaps to beige defence whenever anyone dares to criticise the waistcoat wanker.

Woudln't mind a nice 10 point deduction though

Someone's anti Southgate rader will be going off

I think its £5m for him and £45m for his chin

I'll have a word with Wor lass

Forest breach FFP yet have loaned a lad from Ajax and are getting another from Dortmund.

One of his best game for us last night.

It's a groin issue

Similar to him then

I still thought Miggy could have squared it a little quicker like