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I dont normally buy this shite but feck it. He rcons Man Ure will KO Chelski. 1. Man Ure 2. Chelski 3. Arsenal Top Scorer. Rood Van Horse Heed Best Buy . "Dick" Emre I think he could be right about Man Ure, they seem to have a nice round team, the thing that fucked em last year was nee Van Hiorse Heed and Fergie thinking he was the Tinker man. Chelsea for me are lacking upfront, but if Drogba keeps on the form they may not struggle like last season. Arsenal I think rely too much on Henry. They wont miss Viera though.

Knowing our luck the wanker would have scored against us. Well played Souey and FF for once.

Stupid wankers. Villa above us! Bellers Player of the year :S He's injured again!

I was turning right into a road this morning when some stupid cow who was jogging ran into the side of me. I was approaching the road, slowed down and indicated, I noticed her a few meters back. Anyway I slowed as she was rnning with her head down I knew what was coming. As I got to my turning she was still 2-3m away from the corner so I started to turn, then *wham* silly cow ran into the left rear passenger side. The silly bint then hurled abuse at me for not looking FUCKING LOOK YOU SILLY COW I dont mind if the pedestrian has already got onto the road and walking especially the elderly, I shall wait. But when the roads clear for me and Im already turning and some wankers (especially studnets in Headingley Lucky Luke will know) then it pisses me off big style!!! WANKERS Anyway rant over. Morning everyone

Why cant she just say she was crap? It was another shitty excuse from the Olympics. CRAP now FO. She can only win when there is $$££ involved.

God Bless robin, condolences to the family RIP

Hehe like it Optomistic btw what type of car is it :S

Id rather have Wor Al aiming high like this than saying a top 10 would be ok. Its when he comes out with "Aye top 2" then I would be worried.

He did a good job there in the Deportivo match, the only problem was he had Faye next to him. Too negative IMO.

Anyone at the game, what was Jenas body language like? And what sort of reception did he get when his name was announced in the team?

Aye Gutted I cant go though.

I cant do with her but man Rob, I think you fancy here Rob and Paula sitting in a tree....

HB Matey

Very good! Eight out of ten answers were correct.

I would wank a dog off if we get him

Will the media wank over us, as they did something similar when Liverpool beat some part timers?

Didnt go out, too knackerd

Deciding wether to gan oot to the local or not, I have a drive upto Richmond tom. Im off out in Leeds tom night though :S Man I hate deciding stuff like this.

Hehe Class comments guys. Aye he is a close friend, but we dont see him much as the munter wont let him out. Apperntly she tossed off that guy from Boys own, the main one. Cant remember his name like. Anyway, good point looking at the Levi webby

Hi A mate of mine has gone to Disney world with his kids, his bird is an absolute toss pot and she knows eevryone and everything. He has only taken 3 pairs of shorts and 3 T-Shirts as she says that the clothes over ther are dirt cheap. Is this true? Are Levis like £15 as she recons? I can get a pair of 501's in Leeds for £45. Surley they wont drop em that much, all the tourists = £$£$

I'll be gutted tbh if he went. He is a young lad and given a decent bit of managment the good will come out of him. At hasnt helped him playing with shite and having stuff go off around him, as JJ seems rather level headed. Oh well.

Apparently they gave Shearer a standing ovation when he was main man at PFA Awards. They get pissed because we know we are the best fans end of.

We can laugh at them when they have the same bank balance as Leeds haha

Well I have to say I made the 80m journey although we got beat I was encouridge with the performances of Emre, Parker and Bowyer. A;though I didnt see much of the match because some pissed wanker wouldnt stfu abeing negative and how great they were heer are my ratings. Given - 6 Not a lot to do, could have given Elliot a shout. Carr - 6 Found himself in loads of space 1st Half without getting the ball. Elliott - 4 Dreadful, got shafted all night by their 11, just highlights more the fact we are desperate for a decent LB Boumsong - 6 Not Bad, Pretty solid in the air Taylor - 7 Another good performaces from the young soon to be captain Bowyer - 6 Good passing and tackling tried to keep cool under the cheating antics of them. Sometimes a little quiet Faye - 5 Tried hard Milner - 6 Tried Hard couple of good corners, no help from Elliot Parker - 7 - Some beautiful passes, simple yet effective football, although sat too deep, but thats prolly Soueys instruction. Emre - 7 - Unlucky with Freekick, hard working all night, some good nottle tackles and passing was nice, MOM Shearer - 6 No service for him, when got the ball played it wide and got ready only to have a shite cross slammed in. Subs Bambi - 5 Poor, needs to buy some studs, always handballs. Get rid Zoggy - 5 Tried hard and still looks a cracking prospect. Brittain - N/A Nee touches!

Bowyer did OK tonight, simple balls, and got stuck in.