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Why is he a camel humper? also No, apparently tearing up a Mc Donalds because you don't want to be served by a "fucking Paki" isn't classed as a racist offence. Thats not the reason why he was in court and he ripped McDonalds up because of some people in McD's not the workers.

Where are the Citech fans when you want them. They were laughing when we signed him this season, been great for us so far, well done Le Sib.

Bramble was solid, well played son. Good game.

1. Need a wee 2. Need to change my contact lense I have had in for 3 weeks but cba 3. Looking foward to playing footy 4. Want to leave now. 5. Need to call my solicitor but am scared!

I got mine done when I was 17, I wish I hadnt now tbh, luckly I did have some sense and got them high on my arm so you only see them when I dont have a top on.

Got 2 England & Toon

Aye marra Would be a bit off skiving straight away hehe

Does she have some kind of speech impediment? Or just a potato fetish? I'm typing with one hand because the other is cradling the last bit of scran as if it was the infant son of God. GF has swiped the Communion wafers. He's finally hit rock bottom. and wiki... what's "knocking Tom"? Knocking Tommorow, IE Skiving, not coming into work, pretending to be sick

1) Just had a reduced offer on a house agreed and they want it complete within 2 weeks 2) Buzzing my tits off over it 3) Thinking of knocking tom as I hate my boss 4) Wishing I was biking in the Dales 5) Off to Lunch

Aye its a bit sad that some of the world still live in the dark ages, pouring chicken blood over him etc etc

For what he did for us whilst a player I think not Although I agree it is a tad early You just need to look at Souness and Liverpool/ Hoddle and Spurs to see how being a great player but a poor manager can turn feelings sour. Fickle fans, as we all are I suppoe, but aye, youre right!

For what he did for us whilst a player I think not Although I agree it is a tad early

Obviously not Must be a grand feeling smashing one in the net and hearing the roar of the Gallowgate or Leazes (or any other stand tbh)

Why is a flemish team's website in dutch? I was gonna ask the question but thought against it, knew someone was gonna pick it up

Derry has come out in tonight Yorks Evening Post and fully denied and and said it was another member of the squad having a chat thats all with an international team mate. Not giving any tactics away etc

Terry Woodgate Vidic G Neville Campbell

Not sure I agree there like, how can you trust a player who tells your opponents vital info? its tantamount to cheating or attempting to throw a game. They knew Thompson wasnt playing due to injury and thats all that was apparently confirmed. Not the same as throwing a game is it?

Oceans 11 - Brad Pitt & Clooney one, great film

About a young bairn from Uganda with a problem with his skull growing wrongly and killing him. Got took to the US and sergeons are helping him. Wow these guys are mirical workers, absolute genius, well done

That's the name I'd heard too, ex Palace. Its Gary Kelly apparently, I can beleive this as they want him off the wage bill, at 36k a week its quite convincing! I have also heard Derry too.

Post it again with a different title then

Its a joke if the guy never plays for them again.

Just away to put t'kettle on.

They asked him what the craic was and he basically said "It's really weird but I just felt that he was deliberately not passing the ball to me so I had a go at him and it all kicked off from there." Reckons they both got into the changing room and were fine with one another and Dyer had said that it would mean they both missed the semi final which was when it hit home how daft they'd been. Rob Lee piped up that you see stuff like that all the time in training, just never in a match. They also did a little bit on Nobby after our highlights - paused the shot just as he was about to strike the penalty and his eyes were set on the opposite corner to which he put the penalty, sending Reina the wrong way. They showed a shot from behind the ball where you could see the way his head was angled, but the best was the one they showed from behind the goal fairly well zoomed in and he's just cooly looking in exactly the opposite place to where he put the ball. Rob Lee reckons he's the best he's ever seen at that sort of thing and he does it in training all the time, looks at you, and you actually think you're about to get the ball but he knocks it to someone else. Minta, takes some fecking skill to do that, Wor Nobby, LEGEND!