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My mates staying in them apartments soon

gets de ja vu

Blames him for the world today

My mate once had his motor smashed into when parking in Leeds & Bradford Airport. When he came home from his hols and saw it he was gutted. He got to the car and found this, but they guy left his number and paid for everything. You dont get that everyday well done to the bloke.

Says he will sell for £5 per film

Anyone heard the advert? They interview a "chicken" They ask whats wrong with her she says "Its the Cock, He's Always Up So Early" then the bloke says "I have heard you like the cock" Class

Would sell at the right price

Would film

/me gets glove on "Here doggy!"

Is feeling fine with great sun

Does this mean, Owens future club will be sorted within 48h?

TalkSport, I cba putting a CD on

you can ignore any obstacles if they are Graeme Souness, Jermaine Jenas or Kieron Dyer 8715[/snapback]

According to TalkSPORT Man Ure have come out and said they aint made any approach

Good, keep hold of him IMO

That fat cunt better get something sorted, otherwise we have that sack of shite upfront and Shearer. GUTTED><

Winning the Olympics = Gold Medal and No cash Winning NY Marathon = Nice Medal & $1,000,000 Prize fund

Its OK Alex I do that hehe Like I say if they are crossing im OK ill wait as I was once a pedestrian. But if the road is clear then im turning. As for the Zebra crossings (Not the ones with Lights) I step out, I have the right of way, the car should stop.

Aye was good. Leave Faye out now please as Parker is a damn fine passer of the ball and links up great with Def-Mid-Att

Real have confirmed that Man Ure have tabled a bid for Owen Oh well didnt want him anyway

Lets get a chant ganning at the next home match "Anal Oliver Your a Wanker!" The total toss pot he is. Elliot was shite in that match and fucked our chances up, but thats OK as he was sucking Anals balls after.

I dont normally buy this shite but feck it. He rcons Man Ure will KO Chelski. 1. Man Ure 2. Chelski 3. Arsenal Top Scorer. Rood Van Horse Heed Best Buy . "Dick" Emre I think he could be right about Man Ure, they seem to have a nice round team, the thing that fucked em last year was nee Van Hiorse Heed and Fergie thinking he was the Tinker man. Chelsea for me are lacking upfront, but if Drogba keeps on the form they may not struggle like last season. Arsenal I think rely too much on Henry. They wont miss Viera though.

Knowing our luck the wanker would have scored against us. Well played Souey and FF for once.

Stupid wankers. Villa above us! Bellers Player of the year :S He's injured again!

I was turning right into a road this morning when some stupid cow who was jogging ran into the side of me. I was approaching the road, slowed down and indicated, I noticed her a few meters back. Anyway I slowed as she was rnning with her head down I knew what was coming. As I got to my turning she was still 2-3m away from the corner so I started to turn, then *wham* silly cow ran into the left rear passenger side. The silly bint then hurled abuse at me for not looking FUCKING LOOK YOU SILLY COW I dont mind if the pedestrian has already got onto the road and walking especially the elderly, I shall wait. But when the roads clear for me and Im already turning and some wankers (especially studnets in Headingley Lucky Luke will know) then it pisses me off big style!!! WANKERS Anyway rant over. Morning everyone