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I would take Heinze and thats it. The rest, well, possibley Smith on the cheap, are shite!

Haha Mint Have that Durham you ginger prick!

And he said mobiles were banned from the camp. Tsk tsk. "Do as I say, not do as I do" tbh Exactly I hope its Bridge

Nope, no way, absolute rip off for 8-10 mil £8m for defoe is a bargain in my eyes Well that's why you're not a top manager Even a top manager would know he isnt worth that! Dare I say it, Slug Boy wouldnt even go that far!

Security guards from Glasgow airport were pissed off last night. They orderd an Indian and it turned up burnt!

Can I have what youre having He isnt worth £8

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. 1. I miss me lass. 2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today. 3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December. 4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match. 5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while

Ooops, I did mean chin

Taken from the observer

1. Cut my chain shaving, great got 3 interviews this week and Ill look a cock 2. In bed chilling and browsing the net 3. Really hoping I get one of the jobs 4. Thirsty but can not be arsed moving 5. Hungry but.......(as 4)

So far this week I have 3 interviews

PWC, they do our accounts Just go with the one which felt "right"

I like Graham Nortons Show

Wor Lass rules are, when she wants it she gets it. When I want it, I wank

I have an "interview" tom. I actually know and have worked for two of the directors so its mainly to see if I like the place Wish me luck tho!

Celtic Definatley, just for the world wide support not for the cups. IMO there are only three world clubs in English Football. Manure Celtic Liverpoo So if you class Celtic in them, then you can class them in Europe IMO?

It worked last time so.... I would wank a dog off if we got Gudjohnsen

Pleased for you Greg

Sol Campbell is going back to Spurs Hes heard their strike-force are Bent and Keane

Hes been named too!! Singed Majeep!

Class name too Geremi Sorele Njitap Fotso No wonder he just gets called Geremi

Aye, cheers Jimbo

He was only asking Rob, you can climb down off your drinks trolley now.

I have to be honest, he wasnt my first choice, but after a string of shite at the "helm" of NUFC I thought he would do better than slug boy with his eyes shut. So after the sigings in the last few weeks and the shipping out of some shite, I have to say, I am very pleased the way things are going I now have a strange buzz of pre-season thats been missing since SBR was here!!! COME ON!!