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I understand what everyone has said. I do trust my gfriend to say no to him if he made a move, its the fact that he is texting her a lot, making excuses to go for a drink, asking her if he can borrow stuff etc that is making me feel uncomfrotable. As for the biscuit comment, he is asking her of she wants to go circut training, predicitive text at its best. I am trying to ignore it but still dont feel 100%. She said she doesnt feel anything for him at all and she wants me, he is a friend and thats it, nothing more. There is just something eating away at me about this lad, why cant he just see that my gfriend and I are very happy and just see her as a friend in the boozer every now and then, or phone up for some help every now and then and not text her about 5 times a week asking for idle gossip over a pint, or go circut training, or ask about snowboarding, or phone up about his basement flood? Its approaching the subject to my gfriend im worried about.

I listen to Matt & Cat mag But pease, once again youve made me laugh! Will you ever fail?

Cheers Jimbo, made me laugh Thanks catmag too. Youve said exactly what I thought and its nice to hear (well read) it from someone else. I aint botherd about her having lads as friends (She works in a drawing office and is the only women in an office of 150+ Blokes), its this one thats worried me a tad. I wont touch him either, she has made it clear to him that she loves me, she told him the other week we are moving in together. Its the fact he cant get the hint. I may just get someone to have a word

Hi Guys Im after a little advice about an issue I have with my girlfriend. Right where shall I start? I started seeing a lass from work 6 months ago. Everything has gone great and things are awesome apart from one thing. Another bloke. Anyway this needs a little explanation so here goes. My girlfriend is an awesome person, she gets on with the majority of people and is a good laugh, she enjoys going out to the boozer, plays hockey and enjoys the social life there and likes everything that I do, snowboarding, mountainbiking, walking and generally having a laugh. Anyway when I first starting seeing her she told me about this "stalker" guy she had. Basically a lad in her local. Anyway in the first month of seeing her, she took me round her locals and introduced me to her friends. Jokingly one of her friend mentioned this "stalker" and laughed. I wasnt too botherd then and laughed it off. The day after I asked about this guy and she said its someone she know through her dad. Its basically her dads friends son and her goes in her local. Anyway this lad asked my girfriend out a couple of times a few years back and my girlfriend went out with him but decided just friends. Apparently he didnt take good to this and was gutted. Anyway for a couple of years when my girlfriend had been in the boozer with another bloke this kid would kick off if he had a skin full and make rumors up etc, saying she was seeing him. Anyway this lad has supposedly calmed down and doesnt do that anymore. After about 3 months off seeing my girlfriend I bumped into this lad in her local and we chatted, I thought to myself whats all the fuss, he is a nice lad etc etc and nothing wrong at all. He started telling me how his family business was failing and that my girlefriend had been a great help to him. I asked in what way and he said he had been texting and phoning her when he felt down. I wasnt botherd too much about this as I know they are friends and thats what friends are for. Anyway one Sunday I was going mountainbiking and my girlfriend wasnt coming along. So I asked her what she would be doing, she replayed "Fixing the loft with XXX" (XXX Being this lad) I thought nothing of it and went. Then I thought why couldnt my girlfriend ask me to do it. Anyway this lad in the end didnt help my girlfriend and I did feel better about it. One day I was asked to get my gfriends mobile from her bedroom and bring it to her, I like a large horses willy looked at her text messages and noticed loads from this kid, basically asking her if she wants a beer to talk about snowboarding etc, something pretty inncocent nothing like "Fancy a shag?" But this hurt me in a way. A couple of weeks ago he went round to my gfriend to ask for a map and a compass to lend (He is a walking leader, something pretty vital not to have IMO). Anyway we needed them this weekend to go biking. Tonight, I have come to my gfriends bedroom and got her mobile (I know penis) and seen a text from this lad "Why did you need that stuff? Did you go walking? Fancy chucking yourself round a biscuit?" Now heres where I need some advice. I have already told my gfriend I am slighlty jelous of this lad, she told me there isnt anything to worry about. I trust her to say no if he comes onto her but then again why am I looking at her texts? Nothing ive seen have suggested that! But its this smell (Him) thats lingering! What the hell does "Fancy chucking yourself round a biscuit" Mean Im sorry for the long post. I love my girlfriend so much I would be devestated to mess anything up for being a prat Thanks for the advice in advance TOON TOON

"FFS Where is a horse when you need one" Sorry, ill get my coat!

Ouch! Walking like John Wayne hehhe (he aint been near White Heart Lane Has He) Allegdley?

Quality I would like to see Arsenal win it tbh

Donest perform week in week out for me. Well done though like whats been said for not moaning etc about the stick he gets, but thats porlly because he knows he deserves most of it. He looks too lazy on the pitch, isnt and never will be a great player in the Premiership. He could however do a job in the Championship, maybe lower!

Ahhh so that would mean Spurs would have to go into the UEFA cup? Heheh COME ON Gooners haha

AH but if Spurs get 4th and Arsenal win the champions league, that'd be priceless 114789[/snapback] Would the Gooners go back in the CL? Was that finally cleared up after last season?

At one point wernt Chelski 19 points ahead? At least it will take some heat off the "Newcastle were a staggering 12 Points ahead and Man Ure stioll won" thing!

Aye if Wor Al score the winner and Man Ure win it, well in Theory he did win something for Man Ure

Well its a tough one. I have enjoyed the change, but I have got sick of all the plaggy Chelsea fans in the office mouthing off about how great they are. Man Ure have been a great side in the past but the last two seasons or so been a bit dodgy, but I would love it, love it, if they beat Chelsea and it went down to the wire. Jose and his diving clowns have gone too far this season and its time for you to leave your cheating football in Portugal, there is no place for it in the EPL. What do you think?

Pease, you are one class dude, reading through this, this morning has made me laugh and forget about the pain in my knee. Class

Goonies Classic "Sloth Loves Chunk" Makes me cry everytime

Radio 5 Live, been up since 4.30 with a fucked knee

HB Mighty Hog Mate

I really do hope Arsenal win the CL. I dont care about the lack of English players atm. It will shut the Man Ure fans up

He is awesome and always a sportsman. Its such a shame 95% of the Premier League (Also others IMO) dont look at him and take note. How many times do you see him loose his rag, or fall about the place or cheat? Drogba etc take note you useless twats!

The New mackems boss will Be Oneill!!! Not Martin, but John Joe the horse trainer, he fancys the challenge of traning donkeys for a while!! /me gets coat and leaves

Ahhh well Good play

Please, Please oh Lord, give our club some luck and give us someone "crap" at home /me prays

There is getting hammerd and some swearing but these kid were paraletic and abusing people around them too!

Last night was my first away match. I was geared up all day for it but was let down by the muppets behind me rather than the muppets infront of me on the pitch. If anyone on here was sat in the toon end, seats 387-389 Row L then you should be ashemed of yourself. All through the match I had a kid swearing costantly, abuse to Boumsong, Bramble and Souey. Which is OK and just but to hear only 9 words all night screamed was a bit too much. "Souness* you C@@T" *Replace name with Boumsong, Bramble when needed. I know I aint a saint with regards to the language on here but that was a joke. These kids made two old blokes leave at half time beacuse of their language and generally paraletic state! One of lads was laid out on the staires and the stewerd had to help him up. Half time comes, these lads start heckling the stwerads saying the lads who left were "fucking manc bastards" Anyway rant over! TOON! TOON!

Come on Im ganning to this one, my first and DEFINATLEY not last away match