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Wouldnt we all God Ameobi, your poo. Thanks for beating the Smogs tho, hehe. He will go missing for 6 games now!

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Normans is usually sound place, the bouncers are cool, so sounds an odd one. They have actually had this on the front page of the Yorkshire Evening Post, I know they had divers in the Aire last night. Hope this guy turns up safe and sound

Good point BUT It's upto the manager to sort that out, unfortunatley we had Souness. Look at Blackburn, you have Savage, Bellers, O'neill & Tugay. All have mouths on them, Hughes has got it sorted though. Hughes aint a kitten either!

You won't be shot down for that. Thats were trying to say! 119837[/snapback] I just get shivers down my spine when I see him at the moment, it reminds me of the CL game against Feynoord Happy Days *Sigh* Come on Fat Fred, you HAVE To deliver something to us now!

I know its hard to argue. I know I will be gunned down by this but I have enjoyed Bellers recently, he is well on form and buzzing. Good Luck to him.

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Real first name: Martin Nickname: GT,Prince Harry, Wanker, Small Cock and loads more Age: 25 Occupation: Structural Engineer Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Language(s) spoken? English, French, Spanish Avatart - why? He is GOD Previous avatarts? N/A[/b[ Tell us when you first joined the boards? For a good place to have banter and find out toon news Board highlights?When Toontastic was reborn N-O turned Ghey (allegdely Board lowlights?No Toontastic What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something to do with computing Pets? 0 I play a bit like.... Michael Ricketts Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Koeman, Marradona Football villains?Mark Hughes, Christiano Ronaldo, Rooney Best advice given? Dont Push Your Granny Whilst Shes Shaving Ideal partner? Jennifer Aniston Ideal dinner date?Angelina Jolie Ideal meal? Steak Can you cook? Yes Current wheels?Crappy pegeout 106 Biggest influence? Mother TV programmes?Match Of The Day, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses, Porridge, Men Behaving, Heartbeat, Documentrys Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips if UK, if Not Burger & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian- Order 1/2 Tandori Chicken, 2 Poppadoms & Garlic Nann & 1 Pilau Rice Favourite tunes? Manics, Phonics, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Hendrix, Clash, Dance, Trance Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Rather Wank TBH but Abi at a push[/b] George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Pitt Any day Favourite film? Goonies If I won a million pounds.... Would Save it, buy new car, give some to cancer charity that looked after my mum, buy dad a house at the coast and carry on as normal Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 17-Guinness Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Laugh At Them Not a lot of people know that......My Brothers Band have just been given the title "The New Kaiser Cheifs" Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £200 How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... Walking & Mountain Biking & Life In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Have My own business, Engineering Wise

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Hehe Choc Aye your right, I am insecure at the moment, I think a good slap round the head a nice meal for my gfriend tonight and an apology for last night should do some help. FUCK HIM Like you say guys, he is the one who will loose out, he will end up pissing her off that much he will loose her as a friend.

Do you understand what I mean tho? If I had a girl as a friend who I told my current Gfriend was a stalker when I first met her and now we are friends and thats it. Yeh she texts me about 10 times a week asking for favours,beers, a laugh etc how would she feel?

I know nothing is going on. Its the fact that this little cum drinker wont leave her alone. He texts her asking for favours, can you do this, fancy a pint etc etc. Im all up for my Gfriend going for a drink with her mates but this guy has a crush on my gfriend and I know his intentions. I know my gfriend would say no if he did make a move on her, its the fact that he wont stop texting and phoning her asking for favours etc so he can have a quick boner and be with her for a bit!

Sounds like you had her on the ropes for a second there. 116136[/snapback] Aye I she said no he doesnt, what would you like me to do? I said well a bloke who is texting you and arranging beer etc etc is making me uncomfortable thats all. She still said no he doesnt fancy me, thats in the past. Id didnt want to push it and say that the cunt had been texting her asking to meet to chat for a bit as she knows ive been checking her texts. She and I then were talking about our house we plan on getting and she said this lad was a pain! I love her to bits, but it looks like I may have to leave her as this is getting on my fucking nerves and Ill end up knocking the shite out of him soon.

This post has had more success than I though (90% OT like) but still made me laugh. Anyway, I little update for you. I had a chat with my lady last night regarding this. I basically said he still fnacies her she said he didnt. I said OK and left it at that. Oh well

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I agree. Houliers merits is very impressive, plus he knows the EPL inside out. IMO he and Roeder (assistant) would be a very good solution if Martin O'Neill doesn't come. An extra bonus could be that he knows Owen very well.... 115427[/snapback] Aye thats a massive bonus IMO

Possessive and insecure tbh. 115454[/snapback] Exactly. I dont want her to stop seeing her friends in anyway, I would be happy for her to see him every now and again in the pub when she is out with her mates etc. BUT not for him to try and arrange something every week! I dont want her shackled to me, we are both adults and the last thing I want her is to see me as some possesive freak who cant even take a dump without her there. We both have our own hobbies and enjoy doing them on our own and equally with each other Anyway for now I shall leave it and see what happens. She hasnt replied to his "biscuit" message as far as I know and she sent me a cool email this morning, so I think I shall calm down and let this cretin get the message that Wor Lass is a friend and thats it.

TBH Houiller at first wouldnt be my first choice, but you have to look what he has acheived in footy, I would say get him in IMO. Proven in the EPL, he just went off at the end after he had surgery really.

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Sven is a cock with no plan B and has got too close to his players and has made some cock up with his personal life BUT He is a better manager than them for sure!