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What a cock Tyldsly is "The two centres fowards [Drogba and Crouch] are equally dangerous" You cock, if they were Crouch would be in the Scousers squad week in week out you bell end!

T-Keith tbh

He can stay away from us.

I agree completely, but when a thick kid draws a nice picture you don't punch his face in. You give credit where it's due. People were slating the performance based on previous performances, I thought it could be better judged on it's own terms. So because Roeder got 20 - 30mins work out of the players we should applause? It maybe not all Roeders fault, are the players not playing for him like they did towards the end of Souness's reign? I dont think it is myself, we had the pace and the players to beat Reading last night but it didnt happend due to a manager whom cant think on the spot and adapt to a situation. IE telling the players to hit Reading with pace etc. Like what has been said when the camera went to the bench and Peason was having a kip, it says it all. If they can motivate themselves to get up and bark instructions then what are the players gonna do? The Reading first team coach (Wally or summit) was up all the time arranging etc Its sad, very sad.

HF I kinda get what you are saying, BUT I also think you are being a little soft on Roeder. The stats can give many differnt indications of the game, the main one taht is important is the full time score. In the second half we were outdone by a better team doing the basics correctly, that is what we failed to do IMO. If Roeder over 6 games or so had showen a plan B or C (fuck me I would take a plan A atm) then maybe I would be a little softer on him, but to be honest we are clueless. Our defence doesnt communicate, our defence doesnt....defend. Our Midfield doesnt work as a unit and who in the whole league plays two defending midfielders together at home? Clueless, not as bad as the Man City game before Souness got sacked but still BAD! Not as bad as the League Cup game against Wigan under Souness but BAD.

Im just confused on what match he watched? I dont wont slug boy at the club anymore becuase he is fucking clueless, now if we had won I would have still thought that! We were in control of the game for 51 minutes. I think HF's point is that people slagging the whole perfomance are blinkered. This is a side that could quite easily finish 5th and we were away from home. 51minutes? Is that including half time? We were out done on the night and thats the end of the situation In your opinion and i consider that post a 'non-post'. Its one of those posts where people just say the opposite of what you have and expect it to be considered debate. Their goal was their first shot on target, on 51 minutes. We had a lot of opportunities in that period therefore we were in control of the game. Now you try. I cant see how you can say we were in "control" In the first half yes we were passing the ball on the floor but not really getting anywhere and yes, nor were Reading. We did seem comfortable in Midfield without any pressure. As soon as pressure came to us Tight Arse shit it and launched the ball at Harper who on a couple of times came close to fucking it up. After half time things changed dramitically as Slug Boys talk must have sent the players to sleep. All of a sudden it was long ball heaven with Reading totally dominating us in the air. Why not use Owens & Oba's pace and hit them? No lets launch it and hope!! When Sib & Emre went off injured we didnt change the shape of how we played at all, we were simply shite. Dont forget, Reading had 2 clear pens turned down IMO of course. So let me ask, who on here thinks we were in control last night? If in control means getting beat then bring it on baby!

Im just confused on what match he watched? I dont wont slug boy at the club anymore becuase he is fucking clueless, now if we had won I would have still thought that! We were in control of the game for 51 minutes. I think HF's point is that people slagging the whole perfomance are blinkered. This is a side that could quite easily finish 5th and we were away from home. 51minutes? Is that including half time? We were out done on the night and thats the end of the situation We were out done by a team with "lesser" players. Coppell has done a great job in organising the team. From defence up front. We on the other hand couldnt even enter a 3 legged race because they wouldnt know what to do. Roeder hasnt an idea on how to organise a team and last night highlighted this. Yes we were away from home and for 20mins we did play well, but finishing 5th isnt a massive acheivement with the shower of shit we have in the EPL at the moment is it?

Who could finish 5th quite easily. Watford at home then Blackburn away. Everton have Portsmouth and Chelsea and Bolton have West Ham away then Villa. Yeah, but we shouldn't be celebrating the fact that we outplayed Reading for a portion of the first half. This lot were in the Championship last season. Yeah they've come up and had a great first season in the Premiership, but not to the extent where I'll consider a 20 minute period where we bossed them as a success. EXACTLY!! Slug Boy should phone Coppell up and borrow his dictionary and look up the words organisation and team something we lack by a lot!

Im just confused on what match he watched? I dont wont slug boy at the club anymore becuase he is fucking clueless, now if we had won I would have still thought that!

for 20mins we played ok in the first half. Good passing on the floor and to feet and a strong positive approcah to the game But for fuck sake the game is 90+ minutes. What do we outperform in the second half? The fucking Reading mascot? We were second to every ball, all the long balls were easily brushed away the Reading defence. AND, yes AND by Michael fucking Duberry!!! We had the pace on the field to enter an Olympic race yet we didnt use it against that sloth of a twat Dubs So what fucking match did you see where we out did Reading?>!?!!!?!?!?

We did play some OK stuff, I wouldnt go as far as saying it was slick tho.

Reading........................Toon 62.3 Passing Success 75.5 Reading 1 Toon 0 ^^^ More Imporatnt IMO The long ball was shite, that stat must be from Solano to Dyer and back!

How about American Air Force: "Foxtrot Alpha We have the palace to blow up at number 98877777" *BOOM* BBC News: "News just in the yanks have fucked up again bombing the wrong palace this time it was Freddy Shepards house in the North East, reports say he was having tea with Roeder and Titus Bramble"

What shite have you smoked? Our passing was better? It may have been for a few mins in the first half but the rest was nothing short of schoolboy, it was SHITE! Our corners were sub standard and there were only two players IMO worth wearing the black and white shirt tonight, that was Milner and Taylor. The rest with the exception of Owen & Ameboi were nothing short of shit!

What he said Milner tried hard, Taylor was ok and if any stupid arse says give Bramble a contract should be fisted by the usless twat!

Surley slug boy has to go after the clueless shower of shite that has been on show tonight. We were outclassed aerially yet we continued to put long ball after long ball in. WHY? When Sib & Emre went off there was no change in the way we played or anything WHY? Do us all a favour Slug Boy, fuck off now please

They will get £4m tops for Healey. Premiership ball boy standard

IMO we shouldnt play him. Leave him out and let him have a good pre-season. What is the point in risking him and letting England have an excuse in playing him and then getting injured again. I would love to see him back but think it would be silly.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear Its VERY, VERY quiet in the office this morning

I just hope the fat fuck doesnt come to us!

Aye craig, looks like its gonna be a specialist company Cheers for the help dudes

Hiya guys How do I convert VHS-C to DVD. I no longer have a camcorder so what are my options? Cheers

I cant stand Livepoo because of the amount of plaggy scousers in the office. There isnt ONE plastic Chelski fan here so its far better to wind the bin dipping twats up who have NEVER been to Anfield!

Butt seems to be more vocal than Nobby. I think Nobby is too nice also and wont give players a bollocking?