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Lampard said he loved Chelsea too and wanted to finish career there

1. Just watched Snatch 2. In bed, bird asleep 3. As normal 4. Work tom cba 5. But can tell my mate about the bird who was about 19 with huge tits I saw today, the bird agreed

Cant you do it Keith? Save you money, and more importantly, will add a personal touch to it?

1. Looking at booking a boarding hol for next year 2. Lots to do on me house 3. tired 4. Dont wanna work tom, wanna bike instead 5. Off for a bath with wor lass, MINTA!

Anyone been to Les Arcs? Im trying to sort a boarding holiday out for next year for the lads and Les Arcs looks the tops, anyone been?

I think buying Ashley Cole's autobiography disqualifies you from the classification of 'people' tbh. On the subject of books, my brother works in Waterstones. He has to go in to work at midnight when the new Harry Potter book comes out, in costume. Tell him to go as a horse In Harry Potter costume, numbnubts. He can't turn up in ANY costume. Although that would be funny. I was referring to the dude who plays Harry Potter and the play he was in where he wanks a horse off* *if you were being pedantic then ignore me

Day 3 in toontastic

Until his knee heals Its massive atm Hes knee is quite swollen too

I think buying Ashley Cole's autobiography disqualifies you from the classification of 'people' tbh. On the subject of books, my brother works in Waterstones. He has to go in to work at midnight when the new Harry Potter book comes out, in costume. Tell him to go as a horse

Went out on Fri neet with my mate on a training ride, he had a massive stack and smashed his knee on a rock. I looked at him, he was white, which is odd as he is Maltese and didnt look great. I checked his knee out and saw bone (thats not a bone SLP btw) So I got on the old and got an ambulance, after a visit to the LGI, he has shatterd his knee cap into 3 peices. How long will he be fubard for?

Pervert. Well I bought the anthology of Snatch, Lock Stock and Layer Cake in spASDA for £5 Lock Stock is on the telly on Thurs neet so its got to be Snatch hasnt it

Gonna watch some Snatch tonight

Legend Good point too marra. As soon as he said "Jimbo" there is only one and it was confirmed when he said "From Lowersoft" minta Luke,

Why so patronising? If you'd never had cause to use it/look into it before then it's not exactly a crazy thought to think you could drive through it. We are talking about SSH here Cat

If you want to read about Gazza and his footballing days etc then you will be disappointed I think, you do get to lread about some of it but its mainly about him and his mental issues. Still, a canny read IMO

Layer Cake Minta Shit end tho

I saw the Bootleg Beatles in Leeds a long time ago, even before they charged to see them! Good look Keith marra Oh and Jimbo, heard your email read out on TalkSport the other neet

Got to agree witha couple of comments, only had the odd good game for England, wonder if Isegrim can confirm what hes been like in Jormany this season?

No way on this earth is he worth £17m

But we are talking about the red nose fucker who thinks they have the god given right to everything.

Where the fook dud Drogba run off to when the final whistle went? To curl one out?

IF your large intestine burst then you would be fucked IIRC? Poo is dirty because all the goodness out of the food has been asorbed and its waste matter along with germs etc coming out your arse. Its like Toontastic and NO

I know how you feel Shit to the square root of 99 x 99

Just ordered it from Play.com Good call Jimbo, you wont be dissapointed