wykikitoon

Classic

Staying in the neet, was works do last night so having a rest before ganning upto the Toon on Sat night to see family and get twatted!

Do one. Can just imagine wykiki scrubbing his arse with his nokia and talking into a bar of soap. Tocco tbh

Aye, its basically not changed with the times.

Well Ive tried and I am not seeing it as a failure, its her loss IMO. I dont like Elvis so its not going on lol

They interviewd Karen Matthews sister on local TV after the trial had ended had my in tears. Imagine this in an awrful Dewsbury accent.

On todays bull shit column aka gossipl column

Legend, cheers Marra

going be a broadsheet then? Nope just taken from Faaar away

Following on from the other thread, do you have his Journey by DJ mix? Quality. As is his Goa mix, which was released as a ltd edition by Cream before they really did that sort of thing. It was originally a Radio 1 Essential Mix. And I've got a bit of Joni Mitchell on at the mo. Hmmm no, Ill look it up though I think its one of his best sets that I am listening to because I was there for my 19th Bday My mates got tickets for Tiesto on NYE in New York the turd

Paul Oakenfold Live @ Space Ibiza '99 One of his best sets IMO

Well, its deffo over this time. She came home from work last night and said "Were going to have to get rid of the house blah blah because youre clearly shagging someone" I tried to explain but quite clearly nothing going in her small brain. Fuck it, time to move on

Cheeeeeky Currrrrrnt

No, I want my gfriend and thats it. Makes me gay no doubt Saying gfriend makes you gay tbh.

The response I expected. Your avatar btw. Who me I honestly do man, I have a lot to loose IMO.

No, I want my gfriend and thats it. Makes me gay no doubt

Aye but none of you have my number

Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not! I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me. I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night " Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has? I am fucking sick man, sick!

I wish I was Im might become a monk man.

Hehe, irresistable, no, I think I just attract nutcases! Its the works Crimbo do tonight and she sulking last night because she cant come to it! Then this kicked off and now she doesnt want me to goto it! "Can you blame me for not wanting you to?" FUCK OFF!

I did that. I am not stupid. I want to prove to my gfriend she can trust me and leaving my phone about is that especially after what went on. This lass hasnt texted me for over a week now so I thought it was dead and burried, obviously not. She is still nervous from last time but she was getting better and if I dont have anything to hide, why hide my phone?

Hehe well played Paddy son Things went pear shaped again last night. One of these birds I was texting before my gfirend and I split has been trying to contact me for a while, even after I told her I was wanting my gfriend back and when I did get back with her I told her not to contact me and leave me alone. She hasnt really done that and still tries to text me etc. Anyways, things have been great between the gfriend and I and I knew it was going to take a while for her to get trust in me again. I didnt tell her about this girl contacting me because I didnt want her to get hurt.........bad move. Last night I was in the shower and the gfriend checked my phone, I dont have a problem with that as I dont have anything to hide now.....well, this girl texted me saying "Just leaving my XMas do off home to bed, wish it was with you baby" or something along them lines. My Gfriend hit the roof as you would expect. Anyways I have tried to explain about this lass texting me etc but she isnt convinced. Shes took my phone off me again and really flipped out! Fuck knows what to do now.