wykikitoon

I shave my sack!

The best bit was your holiday updates LEGEND

Ashington and Drogheda

No offence but if that's as bad as it gets, I'm a lucky man. Have a good'un, it's past my bed time.

You forgot the n twatface Yeah I may have a bit of a cunt streak and yeah it's a shitty disease but I'm over feeling sorry for celebrities because life turns out to be a cunt for them as well. No-one but those close to you will give a fuck when you die of bowel cancer, no-one but the remaining few people that I haven't pissed off will give a fuck when I get run down and paralysed by that drunk copper that drunk five to many because the stress of the job is all to much for him. That's life and why is it any different if I write a few slightly humorous books? Of course the same characters make for similar books, you really do think you're talking to simpletons sometimes don't you??? Seriously, we are talking about mythical, fantasy fiction of course it's all the same, it's not as if he's Bertold Brecht now is it? I do apologise sammy, was in a foul mood this morning. But wykikitoon you don't have to because there is nothing to apologise for. Life's a shite moment waiting to happen and it happens to all us, even the lucky few are touched slightly by it. By the way I'm off out tomorrow to finish some christmas shopping so I think I might see if I can track down his latest. No doubt it will be similar to all the others but I bet I get a laugh out of it at some point. Hopefully we'll find something to laugh at because it's got to be better than worrying about it all the time. I was nasty towards you thats all. Laughter its the greatest medicine

Stevie tbh, Proper Geordie

FYP Scum!

You forgot the n twatface Yeah I may have a bit of a cunt streak and yeah it's a shitty disease but I'm over feeling sorry for celebrities because life turns out to be a cunt for them as well. No-one but those close to you will give a fuck when you die of bowel cancer, no-one but the remaining few people that I haven't pissed off will give a fuck when I get run down and paralysed by that drunk copper that drunk five to many because the stress of the job is all to much for him. That's life and why is it any different if I write a few slightly humorous books? Of course the same characters make for similar books, you really do think you're talking to simpletons sometimes don't you??? Seriously, we are talking about mythical, fantasy fiction of course it's all the same, it's not as if he's Bertold Brecht now is it? I do apologise sammy, was in a foul mood this morning.

Born = Miles away Live = Miles Give a shit about Stevie been un-organised and a homme = NO!

I'll gan as Toontastic's person, next time they ask. Toontastic weren't asked / involved iirc. Not enough members I guess. I think it's a good idea in principle - people from True Faith, The Mag etc. went - but N-O isn't that representative. Over half the people on the football board aren't even Geordies. I know you don't have to be but you know what I mean. I know EXACTLY what you mean. EXACTLY Geordie Nation and all that... Fuck all those "cunts" that aren't from Newcastle

Stripes last neet on 5 Classic

Firstly there is no capital in my name, secondly because they are all quite reasonable reads and humorous, in a same way, lastly I didn't buy them all myself, haven't you ever had a girlfriend (should I stop this sentence now?) that latches onto the idea you like something? By the way, for a bunch of Pratchett fans and alex, you lot seem to have had a humour bypass recently. No doubt Pratchett's already making jokes in his next book about........... ........what were we talking about? You really do have a cunt streak in you dont you? I was just asking why you bought the books that is all. So why lay into someone like that? I dont mind his books, I do agree with you, some of his books are the same, but would that be because they are set in similar places, same characters etc? I just think what Pratchett has isnt a great thing, but yes humour does try and hide up what feelings you have. Some guys on here have witnessed it first hand so taking the piss out of it maybe a little close to them and therefore it hits a nerve. Just try and think Sammyb

Dont know what you mean there Jimbo

YES PLEASE INDEED Always did damage against us. Would be awesome if we went for him. Great team player and striker.

Poor bloke Sammynb, if his books were all the same, why did you allegdly carry on buying them?

Rebus book number 7 Let it Bleed, great read so far

A lump of wood from wickes would do a better job than owen. At least it would make it onto the picth!

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...ic=8496&hl= Some class there

there was a thraed on here ages ago about this Ill find it

Jonny mate, unfortunatley I lost me mum a couple of years back and its tough, very tough but it does get easier. Its worse when, like you and I know its going to happen, its a waiting game. Youll have good times and bad. Dont bottle it up mate, have a chat with us on here, with your family and even if you think you need it (I did) speak to a counseller. Your grandad wont be far away pal, hell be watching over you

Reluctant to spend cash? Doesnt he see we need a striker, left back, creative midfielder etc?

/me poinst to the door OUT SLP Son!

Not Wes Brown FFS