wykikitoon

Stoke are winning COME ON THE TOON /

Holy shit, are we playing football or am I dreaming?

I like how the wanker on 5Lives was saying if Ronaldo had got that on target then it would of been 1-0 to them. Not giving us a chance at all

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I couldnt give a flying fuck. I would rather them do it than the Scousers like but at the moment I am more concerened about us going down.

How much approx would it be to get a taxi from Newc station to the airport? Ta muchly

BY the way Andrew, what part of the course did you fail on?

Good Luck Bawan I wanted to join the Marines when I left school, started training before I left school etc to geta head start, then got told I wanst allowed due to my epilepsy Tried another two times even after a written letter form my GP & Consultant but they were having none of it Well done mate, proud of ya!

Good old SBR, he must have read the thread about Wykiki's psycho ex. SBR just looked tired, he had one gorgeous driver of his damn nice Bentley, his PA was a right old battle axe. Apparently he had just had chemo recently so thats prob why he looked so tired. He still had his good old wit a humour LEGEND!

Just been to an opening of an office that we did the structural works on Sir Bobby Robson opened it, had a breif chat with him about the Toon and life in general, he signed me a book. I left him and man, was in tears within minutes, the bloke is a legend!

All the episodes of Porridge including the XMas specials

Shit man, were still struggling getting people into Civils and they do this Gutted for you Andrew man!

RIP Fella, gotta feel for Cameron and family

Its a contact sport, the minimum of touch the Man Yoo players went down or stuck a leg out so it got a touch. yes the Inter players didnt help themselves but still, bunch of fannies!

Watching Fergie pre match interview yesterday he said Inter will be doing their normal tricks and diving with a wee smile on his face! The majority of the game fucking Man Yoo were doing that!!! Carrick was one of the main offenders!

My brother dobbed that Chantel or whatever bird of big brother

Well Im only 28, I would rather have a couple of pints, a chat and a laugh than going to a boozer getting mortal and not remebering anything, I have gone past that.

It doesnt help when youre out say to watch the footy with a few and you get a lemonade if its a school night and they make comments about you been gay You need a drink to watch NUFC man

It doesnt help when youre out say to watch the footy with a few and you get a lemonade if its a school night and they make comments about you been gay

I was shocked the first time I saw her how short she was.

Its prob the same reason as me. They dont make sense they are all over the place and its basically shit.

Does he use MS Word? Turd!

I would prefer to go out with my gfriends old man and his mates to the pub on a Friday night, because they can have a couple of drinks and good chin wag, where my mates just wanna get mortal and not speak. When I go with her old man and his mates, we have a good laugh and a good catch up and then curry then home. Im old before my time arent I? Sometime having a good blow out is alright, but drinking for me is a social thing. Now dont get me wrong I have binged and binged until its coming out of my arse, but I am past that now.

What about when you met MvB