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I have been thinking that also. We dont have any net restrictions as we are "treated like adults" yet people take the piss. Their on it all the time, they are on Farcebook, MSN, Limewire etc and its a joke. We do have a laugh like you say but at the end of the do we are there to work. I cant get my head down and work sometime because of the fucking about, it does my head in. Anyway, CV's out.

I agree

Not a disease IMO. Its how the Brits do things. When we organise a night out with work its "lets get out early so we have more drinking time" Why? Youll end up pissed quicker. Its a case of throwing as much alcohol down you as possible, its shit. When we want to meet mates for example the Leeds playoff game the other night "Lets get there for 6, give us time for a couple" fucking hell, they dont kick off until 8, what wrong with you. When people say alcholism is a disease I dont understand it, as Heroin addiction is frowned up as worse. IMO both are just as bad.

I can see the headlines now 'Paula Shits on The Opposition'

Always struggling for fitness before a big event. Silly cow. Before a big event that doesnt pay you mean.

Likewise marra I tried 4 times to join but my epiliepsy let me down on all occasions

Good Call Tom They are making the Damned UTD into a film

Peoples Paula? No thank you, she a greedy cow who only runs when £$£ is involved!

I felt for Lampard tbh on Weds, more than JT.

WTF? Don't listen to teacher's overfed pet, here. You take him outside and you give him a good shoe-ing. That's numberwang.

That is sick

Aye mate i know what your saying. I take pride in my work and always manage to get it done. If not I will sit and explain with my boss and we will work it out from their. These lot leave it and goto college / uni and let the others in the office get the flak. I have tried the take the piss approach but his gaffer is thick as fuck and just laughs. I am seriously thinking about moving, especially after grafting like fuck today to get my work out so I can cover this twat who is off and get his work out. Fucking coincidental its Bank Hol and he's ill today isnt it. CUNT

Hi Guys Well, a little advice is needed. I have worked for my present company since last August, so just about 9 months. The company is approx 28 people, including 3 directors. We are owned by a larger company which bought is approx 6 months before I joined. Its got a lot of influence with us but the directors want to try and operate as much as they have done since the start. Now, the previous company I worked at was the 3rd largest in its field in the world, and I was based at its HQ with approx 600 people in so its a large difference. I was at my previous company since I was a junior. I sweated like a scousers in a spelling test for a shit wage but have worked damn hard through Uni and to get chareterd to get where I am now. I photocopied, folded drawings, stacked boxes in archives etc but it has all come in handy and taught me organisation, discipline etc. I have worked for some hard nosed bastards in the past but they were fair and bloody good at their job. Now, my problem. Well,not a problem, more of a niggle. Where I am now there are a couple of issues that annoy the fuck out of me. 1) The juniors and the younger lads in the office are bone idle as fuck. One of them boils my blood somehing choronic. He comes in the office at 9:30 if were lucky and never fills his hours up. He spends most of the day on the net and its upto others to sort his shit up. Now, if he was working for me I would seriousley bollock him and get him to sort his fucking life out. When he puts his mind to it he is a bright lad, but in the 9months I've been there its happend for 3 - 4 days and thats it. His boss however is one spineless gullible sod. If he comes in late he doesnt say anything, sometimes he'll ask and the lad makes up some bull shit and then tells everyone else in the office he was smashed the night before and you can clearly see he was (stinks of booze etc). THey dont take pride or anything in their work, they just dont give a shit! Ive just spent 2.5 re drawing something that should of taken 5 mins as the lad who did it originally doesnt give a toss about his job or how he goes about it. Hes off "sick" today and when I opened up his work I nearly cried. 2) Misc Issues. Now, stuff like texting in to say youre sick. What sort of joke is that? You should phone in and let people know what youre working on etc. IT Issues. We dont have an IT Dept as its so small so we have a couple of guys who are IT literate (they can use Word) and a bloke from our parent company who comes every now and then. Our LAN is always fucked and we can never get on the net. I use a lappy and connect wirelessly. Now, these have annoyed me recently and hence why I've been on here a bit. So, I need some advice. There is some good lads in the office and we have a good laugh. The work is interesting and I am getting more responsibility. BUT The things mentioned above do annoy me. Should I ignore the others as they are not in my team? I mean, we are one company one team at the end of the day and if I am putting in 40h a week everyone should? Should I ignore it and not let it bother me? I am at the moment let it get to me and its making me ill. OR Should I have a moan to the MD and make myself to be labelled a trouble causer / moaner? Cheers Guys

You a stalker Craig Magma is coming of age now, smashing them quick insults about IMO he needs his own title

Thought you Top Gear geeks would like this. My mate emailed my it and if emails could be covered in spunk then this would be. The Stig (allegedly) From Autoblog

Jimbo Looks like The Damned United may get turned into a film

Id say £3 Thats quid not million quid

Why dont we have water cannons in this country? Obviousley not PC or som bollocks like that?

Well providing we had adequate replacements I wouldn't shed any tears over any of those 5 going. Same here tbh but I just dont feel we will make a signing thats going to make me think "Awesome, cant wait for the season now" Honestly when was the last time you felt like that anyway? The year SBR signed Robert and Bellamy would have to be the closest and even then there were doubts after the Bassedas/Cort/Gavilan signings? True

Well providing we had adequate replacements I wouldn't shed any tears over any of those 5 going. Same here tbh but I just dont feel we will make a signing thats going to make me think "Awesome, cant wait for the season now"

Rooney was missing last night. He is normally one of the hardest working players on the pitch.

I think Zog, Emre, Duff, Roz, Milner will leave. At this moment in time I just cant see us bringing in any players

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