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Aye, as they were unbolting the stand from the floor they cut themselves and left blood on the frame so waiting for forensics to come and test it. So, hopefully some little shit will get banged up and bummed to death

Yeh nice one silly cunt. Why would I leave a bike worth £2.5k unlocked? you stupid little wanker?!

I would be stupid not to insure a bike thats just short of £2.5k dude. Anyways. Great jokes did make me chuckle My bike was recovered, the concierge disturbed them and had my bike in his house so BONUS Ill be keeping my bike in my apartment from now on though!

Had my bike fucking nicked last night from my apartments "secure" underground car parking. Some twunt must of either let them in or they tailgated someone. Anyways, if I cant claim on my insurance for it, can I claim against the management company for being SHITE!

I have thought this. Seems well educated and a good guy....... My guess he one of the checkers for frosties shreddies!

You aint fucking loony toon for nee reason kid are you?

Well played Capello Unlucky Terry you big headed cockney FUCK

Bless Leeds were fucking shocking! Beckford especially! Bets for this weekend for moi:- Man Ure Forest Celtic Ranger and all thse to draw Necastle v Cardiff Mickey Mouse Derby Spuds v Villa Monkey hangers v Weeds

'Posh' just means 'costs more' in Yorkshire, doesn't it? Aye

Dates are only guidance man. It wasnt that long we didnt have dates Keeps you slim anyways

nah, at this rate i might be smuggling myself over there..... No more Jimbos TV Nooooooooooooooo it will be in Spanish

Well thats what I thought. EVERYONE has a PC now with net access. I dont have a motor any more so its easier for me when I get a big shop

Just let him have a go on the girl youre smuggling back

I get my food shopping online because its more conveniant for me. It means I can get sessions in at the gym etc. When some people ask what I did and I say "Oh Im waiting for my Tesco delivery" I get the response "Ooo arent you posh" Errrr why?

I think Ive worded my OP poorly. I have an idead where to go like, but not sure where and how to get data on Visa's, injections, costs, flights, travelling etc

Cheers Wubble man Just the shit I am after

A nice apple juice. Had a bottle of Havanna Club on saturday Hmmmmmmmmmm

Guys and Girls The time has come. Ive had enough of the fucking shite in work and have itchy feet. After speaking to some friends who have travelled etc I now feel its the right time to do it for me. Soo, where the hell do I start I want to goto Nepal for definate and travel around Asia. Anyone done this? Any help appreciated.

I want 50Cent tbh

Cheers guys Yes, it was a mistake too so bought some rubbers as a joke also

Im off in May to watch the Giro D'Italia

Ive set myself up here havent I

Guys, well, girls really. My best mates bird is about to drop a kid and I was wanting to buy him and his bird a present to say congrats. Ive bought the baby some stuff already but thought it would be nice for his bird and him to have a little something too. Anyone got an idea?

When you going Gem?