wykikitoon

Anyone got a link to the goals?

The reasons what Matt says and tbh I think he will be loyal too us. However if we go down then its a different story

You know, I did chemistry for my degree so I should be able to help you out here, but I was so shit I changed to maths after a year and it's over a decade ago so I can't remember a thing. I'd saaaaaaaaay........ ............ chlorine?

IMO He will stay

*Cough cough* Well played Hoy lad!

I think hell stay.

GET IN, Solid Display!

Shame, RIP Nora

Happy BDay marra

J69 its alright mate. Really its the 3rd time weve split. I went to see her yesterday and had a chat. It was alright but she wanted to know what was going on. I tried to explain nothing, but she wont beleive me. She wanted "hard evidence" fuck knows how I was going to get it. Anyways, she has just texted me saying she has phoned one of the girls up and apparently she said I was a free agent! FUCKED UP ROYALLY! Oh well, time to sell the house and live on the streets lol

I cant be arsed with fuck all man, shes fucking friend my brain! Im staying at my mates, his bird apparently, who by the way doesnt live her, doesnt like me staying, so he doesnt want me to stay too long. I dont want to goto my dads as it holds too many memories of my mother. Where else do I go? I have nowehere!

Arrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh Got a text from her last night saying she wanted to talk. So I said ok, lets talk tom. We arranged a time and then just as she was about to come got a text from her saying she couldnt make it for that time and will be in touch. Anyways, I texted her asking her what took priority over talking. She then says she is trying to pull herself together because she is upset and confused. Anyways, my mobile rang and its her, so I answered it, it was her mum. She said that she (my girlfriend) is really upset and confused and doesnt want her driving, is it ok if her dad comes to collect you to bring you here so we can chat? I said I would like but I was taken aback by it. Now, I dont know what to do really, I dont want to chat with her parents there!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Why is she fucking crying to her parents again? Fuck sake, I truly and honestly wish I was dead

Well that went swimmingly according to plan... Shite day at work and without hardly even realising it, found myself in Asda buying a few bottles of beer! Fuck my will power is shite Good lad Craig

Classic

Staying in the neet, was works do last night so having a rest before ganning upto the Toon on Sat night to see family and get twatted!

Do one. Can just imagine wykiki scrubbing his arse with his nokia and talking into a bar of soap. Tocco tbh

Aye, its basically not changed with the times.

Well Ive tried and I am not seeing it as a failure, its her loss IMO. I dont like Elvis so its not going on lol

They interviewd Karen Matthews sister on local TV after the trial had ended had my in tears. Imagine this in an awrful Dewsbury accent.

On todays bull shit column aka gossipl column

Legend, cheers Marra