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Hes a slack cunt like the rest of the pundits. They all said we would go down after getting beat by Man Ure. How many fucking teams goto Man Yoo and win? How Many teams goto Man Yoo and play them off the park? Wankers.

Shes sent him a letter saying that she doesnt have a DPS Cert as the tenancy was room to let so this isnt a legal requirement and that there is no legal requirement to send him the contract therefore she sees the matter as closed. If the letting agent needs any information please get them to contact her directly.

Never knew that, but surley thats her issue?

Its not my issue, its an email from a friend asking me advice about his birds room she rented out. All she wants to know is, does she have to send him a copy of his contract.

Guys A mate was renting a room to someone for a few months and he has just moved out. He was a complete cock and basically he still is. Now, a bit of background. She took a deposit off him and when he left he left his room in a shit hole and she had to clean it and took off £25 from his deposit. Which, IMO is too little. Mate didnt hear anything and then got a letter from a letting agent for a reference. She was reluctant as she didnt like how he treated her house. So, rather than write in she phoned. He paid on time, no problems however he was messy and left the room in a state. Today, gfriend gets a text of this toss pot saying Can I have a copy of my deposit protection certificate and tenancy contract agreement? Blah blah insert some moaning here So, nows shes in a tizz as she doesnt have a deposit protection cert. Ive dug about on tinterweb and found out if she is just renting a room she doesnt need one. Furry muff, now she has a copy of the contract, which is ok. She offered a copy of it when he first moved in which he declined. So, does she have to by law provide this to him now hes gone? I know what the silly **** is doing, hell try and find something to get a few quid back. It says on the contract that the room should be left in the state he found out etc. General contract stuff. **** drug head **** he is.

This. Spot on Kelly marra

"He looks fit as ever" Its the first game of the fucking season you stupid twunts!

He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Thats fucking GOLD man

I am glad we played them tonight rather than in full flow! Seriousley, how many teams goto Old Trafford and get 3 points or even a point? Not many at all. Some of the play tonight was encouraging and some was scary. Did we have a right back on at all? The space at RB we were giving Evra was horrid. Routledge, Williams, Enrique and Carroll didnt have a bad game. Jonas was poor, he was running into blind allys constatntly. Smith couldnt stay on his feet at all.

Routledge has looked one of the better players tonight. Do we have a right back on the pitch at all?

Ive seen more meat on a butchers pencil FFS. He would be a shite bouncer!

Thats what 95% of friend requests are. To see what youre upto.

I thought it was just a case of Arsenal wanting them so he went there. Incidentally I saw Jeffers on a programme about up and coming players before he broke into the Everton side. Apart from the 'Everton 'til I die' shite I remember him being in a posh restaurant on the Albert Dock (or similar) and he looked like it was the first time he'd seen a knife and fork. Mate of mine whos a season ticket holder at Sheff Weds said he was garbage at them.

How many players say they are desperate to sign for a certain club though?

A mate has got Savage on his twitter and apparently hes even worse on there. COCK.

A couple of lads in the office who support the Gooners went yesterday. Said the Scousers at the end were chucking coins and bottles of piss at them

I go watch Garforth town every now and then

Well Im mad couple of bets this weekend First Everton Wigan Donny Mansfiled Second Citeh Stoke Toon v Man Ure Draw (i know, I know) Oh and a bet on the Rugby tonight, COME ON YOU RHINOS!

Ooo thats a tough call man.

Just in time for the new season

Welcome to the board Marra, and youre not wrong

LEGEND I remeber the cross he sent for Ferdinand v Man Ure when he was getting goaded by the twats. Then Alan Grey "Look at Shearer, just look at Shearer"

Would have him back here in a shot