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Our key plan this season is to avoid relegation. End of.

Stan Collymore on TalkSPORT last night was saying Liverpool wouldnt go wrong with buying Carroll. Said he is the perfect player for them.

Not Jewish is he? Wtf would that make a difference

Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think.

He has, smashed a couple of peices I had out. So, waited to speak to him. Said I was as bad as the people who persucuted him before! Feel a tad sorry for the old guy.

Not been down today, so dunno whats happend. Fuck him lol

They targeted Barton and tried to get him to bite. Some of them tackles were fucking assaults though, taster of your own Joey? Well done anyways lad, you didnt bite. The FA should be able to go back and do something about it. We were lucky we didnt have a pen against us. Perch is fucking dogga

Watched Hostel tonight, oh makes me chuckle.

Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on.

I think that's very harsh. Whatever his questionable talents, he always says how much he loves playing for his hometown club, and he's played loads of games while carrying pretty serious injuries, which isn't something many other players we've had could be accused of. OK Sholas dad, youre right.

You mad fuck

/dumb & dumber

That FA Cup game we played em when they knocked us out was shocking. 1-0 to us. Smith

Warm ball cold ball FA "Come on lads, we need to knock these Toon fans down a peg or two. Lets give em Chelsea in the cup" WANKERS

I know which alotment too. Mine is Godwin Allotments. He aint down there at the moment, dumped a load of shite on his patch. Anyways, time to get ready for the Rugby

WTF! Right, im off to sort this fucker out!

Popped past this morning and fuck me, this guy is mental! Hes built a massive fence thats encroached onto my patch!

Please be true, please

Good move. Build a united front and then hand out pitchforks and fire. I contacted the council and did snow serious digging, turns out that he is the exfinance director and was given the allotment a far few years ago after a particularly nasty incident which meant that he had to move house, whilst I feel sorry for the fella he is being a complete arse now, I'm not going to give up my family plot as I'm committed to it working, why the he'll should I just because he wants to oust me?

Went down tongiht, no sign. Spoke to another bloke, said hes had issues with him, as a lot of the other people have.

To each their own. As I said, nee offence intended. It's only fashion (plus I've been on the sauce). Good lad Manc

tried moving the rope, got accused of throwing stones from mine on to his and received a bloody letter from the council telling me to stop!

I've got a tiny allotment on Godwin St that was once my grandfathers and whilst not particularly wonderful soil it is next to the water trough and it does me alright. The problem being when my grandfather became ill it was a little neglected and it wasn't as well kept as the others, we'd still tend to it but it wasn't tended to on a daily basis, since then I've been trying my best to get it up to the same standard as the others but to be honest I don't have the means and resources others do (sheds, tools etc). Now the neighboring plot is quite the opposite, its quite impressive even if I do (through clenched teeth) say so. The problem being my neighboring allotmenteer has taken to encroaching on my plot, he's an utter sanctimonious tosser and keeps moving his bloody rope out essentially he's trying to take over my pitch. I've tried talking to the council but it appears he's got friends there (he gives them veg) so they won't act in my defense, any suggestions?