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Finished a mega ride yesterday over Embasy Moor, finished with a gorgeous pint of Landlord basking in the sun

Awww come on, its funny, you have to agree.

I would rather we kept Xisco than Shola

nutters.

White Chicks. Funny as fuck

Good for him. Apparently he's also started calling Giggs a diving "cheat". Hang on - who cares what Stan Collymore has to say? Haha, has he? Fucking fool. He is a nob and knows fuck all. I dont care what he says tbh.

Our key plan this season is to avoid relegation. End of.

Stan Collymore on TalkSPORT last night was saying Liverpool wouldnt go wrong with buying Carroll. Said he is the perfect player for them.

Not Jewish is he? Wtf would that make a difference

Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think.

He has, smashed a couple of peices I had out. So, waited to speak to him. Said I was as bad as the people who persucuted him before! Feel a tad sorry for the old guy.

Not been down today, so dunno whats happend. Fuck him lol

They targeted Barton and tried to get him to bite. Some of them tackles were fucking assaults though, taster of your own Joey? Well done anyways lad, you didnt bite. The FA should be able to go back and do something about it. We were lucky we didnt have a pen against us. Perch is fucking dogga

Watched Hostel tonight, oh makes me chuckle.

Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on.

I think that's very harsh. Whatever his questionable talents, he always says how much he loves playing for his hometown club, and he's played loads of games while carrying pretty serious injuries, which isn't something many other players we've had could be accused of. OK Sholas dad, youre right.

You mad fuck

/dumb & dumber

That FA Cup game we played em when they knocked us out was shocking. 1-0 to us. Smith

Warm ball cold ball FA "Come on lads, we need to knock these Toon fans down a peg or two. Lets give em Chelsea in the cup" WANKERS

I know which alotment too. Mine is Godwin Allotments. He aint down there at the moment, dumped a load of shite on his patch. Anyways, time to get ready for the Rugby

WTF! Right, im off to sort this fucker out!

Popped past this morning and fuck me, this guy is mental! Hes built a massive fence thats encroached onto my patch!