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"Youre wrong tho brover becoz Im in the know you knaa wot I meen"

One of the receptionists at work is a Chelsea fan. She is a cockney and claims she has been a Blue from year dot, yet she seems to have blanks in her memory of how shite they were! "Ill be there if we were in the none league" her claims this morning. She seemed over joyed with Big Phil going, so a little banter started with me and some other lads, I mentioned if Big Roman left they would be in the shit "Ahhh thats what I laaarve about ignorant fans, I know people who know and its a load of rubbish, we 'ave a five year plan" What the fuck?!?!? She claims Chelsea will be still massive if Abramovich left etc, well the prob will be but I couldnt see it lasting. Anyways, we are talking and I asked who she thought the next manager would be, she didnt have a clue and to be honest nor do I. She then mentioned Raneri, I said he was rather a wee eccentric man but not a bad manager at all and I wouldnt mind him at Newcastle "See anover bit ov ingorance from yoo novern boys, Raneriei wozzant eccentric at oowwwl" Errr ok you mad fucker AND NO WONDER WE FUCKING HATE YOU LOT! NOW GO FUCKING CRY INTO YOUR JELLIED EELS YOU SET OF GLORY SEEKING TWATS!

Can we please get back on the topic of conversation

Nope not at all, Its the same one

Always moaning on about something. Anyway, who's this new bird you've got? Its my fave hobby you should know that by now!!! Anyways, where do they stand, its just fucking mental that they keep contract staff on etc New bird, well know her for a while

US Marshalls

Totally agree with that, wish we had him

Its shit The industry I work in is at an all time low. My gfriend and brother work at another consultant engineers, one I started my career out at. At the moment they need to trim staff, I know 90% of the people who work there still as I was there for 12 years. They need to get rid of 3 people in total, 1No in 3 different positions. 1 of the positions my brother and gfriend are both in. My brother is finishing Uni, gets in work on time and is generally a good worker. My gfriend is just starting uni and is the same, gets in on time and gets work done. They both show willingness to learn and get to seminars etc etc. In the office there are 7 contract staff, 4 of which are good, the rest are nothing short of shite. These contract staff are all in the same position as my brother and gfriend. Now, say my gfriend is on £12p/h, the contract people are definatley on more. The 4 who are good are definatly worth their money, good bunch and pretty shit hot at their job. The other contract people, my gfriend and brother usually end up collecting their shite and correcting it. So, what you think? get rid of a couple of contract staff? Nooooooo, they are fucking SAFE?!?!?! Now, another thing that boils my piss. One of the people in the office is less qualified and less experianced as my bfrother and gfriend yet he is on more and at a higher position. He doesnt goto seminars or give up certain free time to learn certain new software etc and he is also fucking safe!!! So, where the fuck do they stand if the directors are shitting on them from a great height? Seems like to me if you work hard you get shit on more fucking does my head in. I might be looking at this with rose tinted specs but its a fucking joke really is.

It ain't. just shop talk.........I would mention when I saw it happen (9/11) on t.v. I was still pursuing my career as a ski bum so I had no frame of reference, it wasn't until i went to school that I even thought about it and so by that time the theories were coming fast and furious, so my opinion may be coloured by that, although I do try and be as unbiased as I can As youre still learning ill let you off, but the yanks dont put as much factor of safety into their design calcs as we do. Due to the blowing away of the fireproofing and several thousand gallons of aviation fuel meant it was catastrophic failure rather than disproportion collapse. By the way Tooner who you work for?

Easy... There's showing vitriol towards people and there's going well over the top. We've banned in the past for a very similar comment (admittedly it was about a fellow poster.) At least he didn't say bad aids. Sorry, I dont mean it of course.

What were you doing hanging around junior schools when you were in your thirties? :wub:

Why the fuck when there is some snow here the country comes to a standstill?

Decent show tonight with Collymore etc, however I am sick of the "Scousers" phoning up talksport moaning that the club is in crisis!!! Fuck me man, you fancy swapping places in the league?

TalkSport

Skin of our teeth, just

I hope he goes down and gets bummed and gets aids. Cheating, diving wanker. Shit hot though

So will they reprint them? Leon I should think is a very popular film?

Bit harsh man

I like what Tightarse says Hes gash at LB man!

I wish we had Bramble at certain times when Collo drops a bollock

I was chatting with someone in the boozer on Fri night and they said you cant get Leon on DVD at HMV or most places, he said something about it getting re-released. You film buffs on here know anything about it? Ive looked on Play and you can get it but its £20 like

Well ill enjoy playing Sheff Weds