wykikitoon

Someone needs to explain to thebrokendoll not to read too much into attention grabbing headlines.

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I keep getting a random one on my fucking ear lobe FFS!!!

Why the fuck as you get older you start growing hair from fucking places you don't want it?

Ah strawb man All the best pal. Sounds like you're in an alright place mentally with it, but you know us bunch of loons are always available if not and I hope your mam is right too.

Fair play Trips. Good luck for you. Now give us some wedge.

Nee Fish tbh, he would have that in a proper spreadsheet

Thats £80m

@LondonBlueis required here. How many chances does Sterling spunk?

I wouldn't touch Sterling at all. He's more wasteful than Miggy.

we signed any cunt yet? /thebrokendoll

The CN is back!

LOLS

Would be quite amusing if we took him off Palace. Talk of the Dippers getting him tho.

Gemmill

CB for two positions we have; Lascelles - Fucked knee, return date? Potentially played his last game for us. Botman - Fucked knee, return date? Burn Schar - Currrently suspended (Is it 3 games?) - In final year of contract. Kelly That's it, but people think we need a RW over a CB? Yes Krafth can cover but he's not a natural CB. What happens if Burn get's fucked? He was out with a back injury last season!

Do you think the club have just thought 'H'way, let's fuck off the cheaper options and gan for this expensive lad just because we can like'?

This also highlights the fact Parish was talking bollocks about more than us in for Guehi