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wykikitoon

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  1. Its working fine and getting decent rates. Had a ping of 10 on CSS the other neet
  2. They had other players though! Bellamy Keane Alonso Finnan etc
  3. He got a gesture in return... Why wasnt that cock in Haiti the fanny tached wanker
  4. Awesome side. Why the fuck you thought he was going to have any of are lot in youre mad Shearer & Given are and were awesome players, however Butt has played how many Champions League games?
  5. Have you heard "The whole is greater than the sum of the parts" saying? Villa, & Citeh may have "lesser" individual players however they are a good team, villa especially. Milner is having a great season etc. Liverpool have gone on far too much relying on those two IMO.
  6. Awesome derby game Fucking annoys me how they wank over Given NOW! Hes been a great keeper for fucking years man!
  7. Gerrad wont leave like Craig said, Torress will though. Where did the original rumour come from btw?
  8. My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one fucking punch. My wife says it's disgusting to piss in the bath. I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?" I said, "No, you're dark and you smell." Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after. Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!! I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!" I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
  9. The standing off the attacker does my fucking head in Simpson did it several times last night
  10. What's the similiarity between the Togo National Football team and Tiger Woods? Neither of them will be using their driver anytime soon.
  11. Happy with the point. Ref was shite though. Enrique and Jonas were the better players for us. Good goals for us. Some poor defending by us. Still need better delivary though IMO
  12. I was the same, competed in CS, CSS, BF, BF:V, BF2 Leagues and then got my XBOX and was well weird, but finally getting there MW2 on the PC is shite in multiplayer from what Ive heard? No idea tbh only played the single player campaign haven't played much online fps since my days of being top of the Enemydown Premiership division for cstrike =D i just hate analog sticks, should see the state of me playing fifa and pro evo when i can't use the d-pad (and i still use Triangle or Y to Dash) Made me laugh in the ED Prem, some guys took it way too serious The kids on there now laugh at my Steam ID, its one of the short ones Beeen playing since 1.2
  13. I tried giving a friend from Haiti a ring but i got no answer, i guess the phones set to vibrate at the moment. They say theres safety in numbers ..... 6 million Jews disagree
  14. How can you tell if a girl is too young for sex? When you have to make the airplane sound to get your c*ck in her mouth
  15. Is it ok for us to tell Haiti jokes or do we have to wait for the dust to settle?
  16. I was the same, competed in CS, CSS, BF, BF:V, BF2 Leagues and then got my XBOX and was well weird, but finally getting there MW2 on the PC is shite in multiplayer from what Ive heard?
  17. Someone with a PS3 maybe able to help Oi, Tom *sniggers*
  18. Good point Right Sooooooooo lets have a day for this thing How about Thurs @ 20:00 Whos game? If we could get 8 we could have a 4 v 4?
  19. HEhe Already added BITCH! Sorry I wondered who darthshearer was. I was like can't remember who he is so just going to leave the party. My signature not big enough for you?
  20. Well, since getting my XBOX Live working I cant get off MW2 online, its the dogs man. So whos up for a load of us getting online and playing?
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