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Office crack is criminally bad. I wasn't built for offices myself. There's always a funny little fat man who isn't funny but gets arselicked too. Every office Ive worked at THAT man has existed!

Why does Arsenal have such a large following of black & ethnic fans? On my commute home last night I cycled past 4 black lads at different points and I noticed all had Arsenal tops on. It then occured to me, you see a lot of black and ethnic fans following Arsenal. Why?

Ive just re-read this thread and cant beleive I missed this from Khay. When drivers pay road tax, I shall start paying road tax on the bike. .… that's when I'll stop aiming for you NOBODY in this country pays road tax though? I pay Vehicle Excise Duty on my car though. The money for the roads comes out on the national tax purse, which I also pay into. Now, this is the ignorance with the majority of the drivers in this country. My bike has me on it and my bag, so for arguments say a combind weight of 70kg along with my bike. Now the load of that is tiny and only on two small wheels. So we contribute a hell of a lot less damage to the roads. ANOTHER NOTE, one more person on a bike = less cars on the roads for the impatient lot of you. Now MF, next time you get so close in your van, at least shout morning Oh, and your van is filthy

Yep We have a guy here, he is like John Coffay from Green Mile. The fat kid is always taking the mick about his height and size, when I turned around the other week and called him Fat fucker it didnt go down too well. Seems this office banter is only one way with some people.

There is a lad here who goes out boozing a lot and has a lot of takeaways. He is only 22 and has fucked knees because of his size. Yet for lunch he only has a bowl of soup. Thats all he eats all day! So man he must tuckaway the food and the beer on a neet! Italian is my favourite food too, well, culture, Im currently learning Italian

I like to think I have a healthy diet. I cycle approx 180-200 miles a week and therefore eat quite a lot, but I like to think I eat decent stuff. I dont goto Greggs at lunch nor do I goto the Sandwich van that comes to our business park. I therefore make my own lunch. I usually have a mixture in the week of, Jacket Pot, Pasta & Salad and Sandwiches depending if I am training midweek. However if I make something at home like a curry or lasagna ill make enough so I can have some for my lunch. Now, do you get this from your colleagues if you take something in or is it just me? "Ooooo leftovers eh? Busy last night?" WTF Why comment on what I want to fucking eat? Why assume I was busy last night because I want to have a warm lunch? God Im in a foul mood

Ive just re-read this thread and cant beleive I missed this from Khay. When drivers pay road tax, I shall start paying road tax on the bike.

Fucked off again. Some fucking gypo twat in a van nearly knocked me off the bike this morning. CUNT, hope he is wrapped around a lamppost later the fucking junky wanker.

Is it true he hasnt got a clue what your turnover is? I am sure someone told me he was asked and he couldnt say because he didnt know.

What about a cerebrovascular accident?

Where is Toontastic

I bet they're Nicks

Should of had a pen off him too!

Party animals in Lancaster *cough* Its Lanchester

I hate facial hair, but hate shaving When I dont shave for a week its scruffy more than designer stubble.

Yes it is well done? If its weakend by a lesser harmony, well, its not as strong is it? /edit. I am assuming you were aiming your post at me? Correct, but you said 'this weakens are squad from the start of last season', which wasn't the question haha. Its still a lesser harmony. so

Yes it is well done? If its weakend by a lesser harmony, well, its not as strong is it? /edit. I am assuming you were aiming your post at me?

I voted No. We dont have a left back, nor do we have REAL options for goals. Ba & Obertan has limited Premier League experience. The others have come from a lesser league and will take time to settle into the Premiership. So, as I see it, this weakens our squad from the start of last season. One of the KEY things we dont have from last season Squad Harmony. Thats a big factor for lesser players. If they feel wanted and have good craic in the dressing room, well, they play a notch or two higher.

Shag Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie Gee's bird?

The long ball thing, do you think its the mentality of having Carroll when we could hoy it up to him and 9 times out of 10 he would get it? Now we dont have that outlet, we need to get the ball on the floor and be more patient.

Oh dear. 'Liverpool Way' What a nob. When will someone shoot Carragher too? Cannot stand the bloke.

You mean rather than having Strola and them thinking "Fuck, I didnt know they had him on the pitch"

We will have a better Goals Against than last year, but a worse off Goal for than last year.

He was alright against Aresnal I thought. Thats the Bin Dippers of today though, fucking clueless.

Oh, mine got past them