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Radio 5Live has just interviewed two 16 year old lads "My mam knows where I am, she knows Im on the rob getting free fings" "We dont go to college because we dont get paid by the goverment init" Thick as pig shit

Cheap and keeps his mouth shut, just what FCB wants.

When do we come in?

Ive just been pissing myself at this

If we had an earthquake of that Magnitude it would be a lot worse than that here with the geology makeup of the UK. Also, isnt there a shelf in Gibraltar that if that falls would cause one of the biggest tsunami's known to man, basically the UK would go? This bloke doesnt thnk so: http://www.geolsoc.org.uk/gsl/views/askage...t/page6542.html] The earthquake that hit kent a few years back was only about 44 and that caused a lot of damage due to the clay's down there. imagine that doubled! I'm no expert on earthquakes by any stretch of the imagination but the scale of them works a bit differently to how you think they are. That is an earthquake of a magnitude of 8.8 is not double the strength of an earthquake with a magnitude 4.4. The earthquake that hit Christchurch had a magnitude of 6.3, but this Japanese one with a magnitude of 9.0 was said to be roughly a thousand times stronger. Well, that's what I read anyway. I think a different factors work here Geology Location Time of year etc

Aye, cracking film

Aye thats it, cheers Monkey marra

If we had an earthquake of that Magnitude it would be a lot worse than that here with the geology makeup of the UK. Also, isnt there a shelf in Gibraltar that if that falls would cause one of the biggest tsunami's known to man, basically the UK would go? This bloke doesnt thnk so: http://www.geolsoc.org.uk/gsl/views/askage...t/page6542.html] The earthquake that hit kent a few years back was only about 44 and that caused a lot of damage due to the clay's down there. imagine that doubled!

If we had an earthquake of that Magnitude it would be a lot worse than that here with the geology makeup of the UK. Also, isnt there a shelf in Gibraltar that if that falls would cause one of the biggest tsunami's known to man, basically the UK would go?

It's a big charity event that happens every 2 years in the UK in aid of abolishing poverty in the UK and abroad (esp Africa). People do all sorts of sponsored things to raise money for it and one evening/night of television is devoted to comedians etc putting on a show trying to get people to donate money. Obviously, from the responses before yours you can see that this is clearly a terrible thing and should be stopped immediately. I thought it was every year? Where does the money actually go? I would love to see how much of it gets over there correctly!

Great book, if you liked that, read White Spider

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Sky Running, aint that fell running?

FYP "Oh please bum me, my dad used to" *sobs*

My thoughts exactly

Civil Engineering and doing an OU in Sports Science

Haha you fucking mug. You southern cunts wont qualify for the Champs league and old saggy faced cunt will destroy you financially and youll be fucked. Now do one you <stevie>mug</stevie>

How many points has he won us with his assits and grafting?

Decent lad but that FA Cup goal wasnt that fucking special, they just kept backing off the cunt.

That Crawley manager looks a right cunt

Yes more so than you "fella". You're more of a tarquin than a lad which is why I find it surprising you've ended up in a dead end job. Tarquin

I do agree though, Kevin is getting funnier.