wykikitoon

IMO You should pay for that SouthernMag. Not in a feeling bad way, but hard cash to the NHS.

Pork pies are "to-go" food. Pies are also people from Wigan

Ah, saw someone in Headingley with impressive hair like yours last night

You didnt go out i Headingley did you?

My pleasure Fist lad, hope you enjoy it mate.

Lady Wykiki

He's got nee luck, he played County Cricket till he was 23 then he was a heroin addict up to the age of 25, and fucked everything up he's now 38 in terrible health. Pacemaker the works. His wifes always ill, and his kids aren't well, and he's had at least a month off in the last 6 month. He would be expected to bring in at least 70k over that period, but he's only brought in 15k since May, whereas without sounding like a cunt, I'm on 20k less than basic (although still a London wage) and I've brought in 21k fees alone for December and January. I just feel sorry for the poor cunt, he's got no luck at all. Geez, 15k for 6-7 Months aint good man.

I called HSBC on Monday asking for my Current Account July 2011 Statement. The silly cunts sent me my 2005 statement. WTF! WHY?!

/thread KSA moved to legend in status after that post for me.

Im fucking furious. Some COCKEND in HSBC has made a fuck up thats going to delay my mortgage even more then fucking stupid call centre CUNT

Its simple. Their not playing Carroll how he should be played. But thats all Carroll's fault init? Nothing to do with King Kenny. You dont become a shite player over night.

They had a good peice about this last night on 5Live. They are losing Drogba in Jan to the Africa Nations and have sold Anelka in Jan too, so losing Fernando would shoot themselves in the foot surly?

Good luck fella have a good one

Happy crimbo all.

I just called Orange up and got a great deal. 300mins, unlimted texts, 1gb data keep my phone for £10.99 a month Just say youre going to leave them

I do listen to the radio at times, but when I come to a part I would like concentrate on, I cant have music / 5Live on. I need to make some phone calls but the radio is on the desk next to mine and so can't as it's too loud! I just complained and said at least switch it over to a better station and got told no by the boss!!!! Fucking joke! Make a phone call to a client and shout saying "Sorry, they have the radio on here I cant hear nmy self think"

I do listen to the radio at times, but when I come to a part I would like concentrate on, I cant have music / 5Live on.

Think I'll be getting that- good shout. Its a fantastic book Monkey. If you PM me your address ill send you it. Small acts of random kindness - cheers Wykiki. Made my day that. My pleasure lad I visited Ypres when I was in Belgium this year, feeeeeck me, emotional man, emotional.

Smash it to bits and then get your cock out and wank on one of their desks

I have 3 stress balls on my desk and they think its funny, yet their sat back gabbing and doing fuck all.

Is it a lass's fault? I used to like you Craig

No, there is about 15 of us in the office and apparently only 10 are doing it. Even if I was I couldnt give a fuck tbh.

He wont be going anywhere and neither will Carroll tbh

Think I'll be getting that- good shout. Its a fantastic book Monkey. If you PM me your address ill send you it.