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Shite everywhere mate, Birmingham believe it or not is keeping my head above water, people keep saying we're not out of the woods yet, I don't even think we're in the woods yet, companies going bust every day, last month a £50m t/o M&E company went bust, they owed creditors £11m, meant 2 roofing firms shut and a MC. Nightmare times. Aye man, I agree, the industry is fucked for a looooooong time yet

I love cottage pie

What did she say? Ah it was just awkward. I worked in a room with three lasses, all of whom were alright. One Chinese, one Vietnamese and one from a small town in Georgia who was the fittest of the lot and sounded filthy cos she had this Southern accent. Anyway it was the Chinese lass I said it to and the other two lasses insta spun round to see what was going on, while the chinese lass just looked a bit confused by the while thing (clearly wondering whether the English dreamboat really WAS making all her dreams come true). Anyway I think I just followed it up with "I'm going out to get something now if you fancy?" Situation defused. One heart broken, two others cracked. Class. Oh and Phil, we have a small kitchen so I eat all my lunches in there.

What did she say?

Oooo leftovers?

Stevie, how is graft down there in the Big Smoke? Busy?

Bob the Builder!

No, with my bike it would be approx 80kg

Ah right. I think its a mixture of both tbh. Its also culture too. Too many people are inpatient in this country. I have cycled in the Netherlands and Belgium, its a massive shock the first time you do. I stopped at a roundabout and an HGV stopped and I was wondering why, he had stopped for me to join it! I work in an engineering consultancy and speak with the highways bods a lot about their design. They dont really have much choice on some new designs but not to cater for cyclists, either the budget isnt there or the guidance is so out of date its untrue.

Packed Dinner..........doesnt have the same ring to it does it? Packup, thats it.

Man I would pass out if I didnt have dinner let alone snacks! E.g Today Breakfast:- 5 Weetabix, Banana and a coffee Now:- Apple, Cup of tea and a small rice cake with honey Dinner (see what I did there):- Lasagna made last night, Salad, Yogurt, Green Tea (yeh yeh) and a muffin. Afternoon:- Tonight I am training so about 4pm Ill have a bowl of rice pudding with Jam and a coffee Go out training Protein Drink as soon as I get in. Tea:- Chicken Breast with Salad and Some boiled Spuds. BUT I do a lot of exercise so need the calories.

Youre in London arent you Renton? Ive never experienced cycling in London, but read about it. The amount of cars, trucks, vans etc you past whilst cycling who's drivers are texting, on the phone, not indicating, not using their mirrors, illegal moves. The worst culprits IMO are buses and women. Women have ZERO space awareness about them at all. If youre a twat, youre a twat in a car or on a bike IMO.

Its crossed my mind today Alex lad, I can tell you that!

But I'm in Leeds init?

I did know yes, but a lot of people think they pay road tax for payment of the roads. I cycle too and from work everyday and when the weather is nice, it brings the cunt cyclists out. Wankers who RLJ< jump onto pavements, weave in and out and generally not be courteous to other road users. I would like to think I let cars out etc. What I have noticed more recently is the amount of drivers smoking weed!

Office crack is criminally bad. I wasn't built for offices myself. There's always a funny little fat man who isn't funny but gets arselicked too. Every office Ive worked at THAT man has existed!

Why does Arsenal have such a large following of black & ethnic fans? On my commute home last night I cycled past 4 black lads at different points and I noticed all had Arsenal tops on. It then occured to me, you see a lot of black and ethnic fans following Arsenal. Why?

Ive just re-read this thread and cant beleive I missed this from Khay. When drivers pay road tax, I shall start paying road tax on the bike. .… that's when I'll stop aiming for you NOBODY in this country pays road tax though? I pay Vehicle Excise Duty on my car though. The money for the roads comes out on the national tax purse, which I also pay into. Now, this is the ignorance with the majority of the drivers in this country. My bike has me on it and my bag, so for arguments say a combind weight of 70kg along with my bike. Now the load of that is tiny and only on two small wheels. So we contribute a hell of a lot less damage to the roads. ANOTHER NOTE, one more person on a bike = less cars on the roads for the impatient lot of you. Now MF, next time you get so close in your van, at least shout morning Oh, and your van is filthy

Yep We have a guy here, he is like John Coffay from Green Mile. The fat kid is always taking the mick about his height and size, when I turned around the other week and called him Fat fucker it didnt go down too well. Seems this office banter is only one way with some people.

There is a lad here who goes out boozing a lot and has a lot of takeaways. He is only 22 and has fucked knees because of his size. Yet for lunch he only has a bowl of soup. Thats all he eats all day! So man he must tuckaway the food and the beer on a neet! Italian is my favourite food too, well, culture, Im currently learning Italian

I like to think I have a healthy diet. I cycle approx 180-200 miles a week and therefore eat quite a lot, but I like to think I eat decent stuff. I dont goto Greggs at lunch nor do I goto the Sandwich van that comes to our business park. I therefore make my own lunch. I usually have a mixture in the week of, Jacket Pot, Pasta & Salad and Sandwiches depending if I am training midweek. However if I make something at home like a curry or lasagna ill make enough so I can have some for my lunch. Now, do you get this from your colleagues if you take something in or is it just me? "Ooooo leftovers eh? Busy last night?" WTF Why comment on what I want to fucking eat? Why assume I was busy last night because I want to have a warm lunch? God Im in a foul mood

Ive just re-read this thread and cant beleive I missed this from Khay. When drivers pay road tax, I shall start paying road tax on the bike.

Fucked off again. Some fucking gypo twat in a van nearly knocked me off the bike this morning. CUNT, hope he is wrapped around a lamppost later the fucking junky wanker.

Is it true he hasnt got a clue what your turnover is? I am sure someone told me he was asked and he couldnt say because he didnt know.

What about a cerebrovascular accident?