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Ive got a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this tonight

I once knew a lass who was 5'2" weighed as much as a tea bag. She would knock fuck out of a 6'+ anyday.................but then again, she was a Master of Wado-ryu

is it fuck. If he wanted to stay he would turn round and say, "No,I'm not off to the Medical, Im staying" He's been told to leave, he's being given away and only one club has come in for him. Is it so unbelievable to think he is hoping that the club he wants to play for has a change of heart? He can turn round and say fine, ill sit and take my wage for the next 12 months. Really piss the fat fuck off. Yes it is unbelievable to be honest.

is it fuck. If he wanted to stay he would turn round and say, "No,I'm not off to the Medical, Im staying"

This

Considering this came from a bloke who can't make his mind up if he's 3/4 asian or not, you might consider that you are being misled. You remind me of this bloke tbh http://twitter.com/#!/lewisbarker I bet you look like him too. Don't give up your day job and become a professional gambler. Your insults cut me deeply. I bet you haven't smiled since September 11th 2001, you miserable Yorkshire cunt. So miserable not one happy post in 4 years.

+1 We need to get a momentum going.

If Padroo is targeting the Cups he should go for a solid side or a majority solid side.

Its the knees that make me laugh

I wont believe anything until its official.

Good to see Nasri saying Arsenal fans are boring

The hips radar immediately targets a pair of breasts. More evidence required, m'boy. :blush:

Nope.

Fasting for Ramadan kind of takes it out of you. I expect he'll be back to top quality in three weeks or so. He cant be that conscious otherwise he wouldnt drink during games!

Man Yoo they wanted him in January, and I posted that too....... Was discussed last night on 5Live again, not good tbh. Losing two of our best players, IF, that does happen.

Man Yoo

Good post that. You know a major difference between most geordies and people from elsewhere, I really don't think there's many sly geordies trying to fuck you over, if we don't like something we say it, and if we've got an issue we generally don't use other people as a vehicle for it, we are very direct, and I do think that is rare in this country, not many backstabbers, I mean fucking hell working in London you need a stab vest on back to front it's that bad. We just get on with it, if someones a nob we'll say it and we're not complicated neither. Going back to Auf Weiders, Oz when they goto that Posh Inn and he shouts about how "people from my area make outsiders feel welcome, youve mad us feel as welcome as a fart in an astronaut suit" Spot on.

79.81 miles PR Newcastle United Football Club

Aston Villa 1 Wolverhampton 2 Wigan 1 QPR 0 Blackburn 1 Everton 0 Chelsea 3 Norwich 0 Swansea 0 Sunderland 1 Liverpool 1 Bolton 1 Newcastle 1 Fulham 0 Tottenham 2 Man City 4 West Brom 1 Stoke 1 Man Utd 4 Arsenal 0

Didn't everyone, if she had blonde hair she tick most boxes. From Wideopen you know. Forgetting that early Brenda was a total moany cow she was canny in her day too, not sure about Aveline though or whatever Barry's lass was called. I'd probably give Brenda one too tbf. You'd probably give Marjorie a go too tbf. "eeeh Brenda de ye like me boots, tha real nylon ye know."

I was watching Series 2 of Auf Weiders at the weekend. One of my fave box-sets

Port is canny after a day snowboarding, we used to have Port-o-clock in the chalet

Shite everywhere mate, Birmingham believe it or not is keeping my head above water, people keep saying we're not out of the woods yet, I don't even think we're in the woods yet, companies going bust every day, last month a £50m t/o M&E company went bust, they owed creditors £11m, meant 2 roofing firms shut and a MC. Nightmare times. Aye man, I agree, the industry is fucked for a looooooong time yet