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Doesnt he have a buy out clause of £500m?

Spuds in for Kaka

David Craig Bendtner - NOT Agreed yet with the Mackems.

Leicester for Beckford, hes fucking GASH!

Ngog to Bolton on 3Yr deal, man, I thought OC had brains

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DM you make me laugh mate

Oh god, DM will be thrapping one out over the thought of floating bollocks. No.

OR Shrek bummed him?

I just caught the back end of something on SSN that Simpson maybe getting bid on, but didnt catch by whom.

Heliport on the standby!

Right back. Who havent we signed Who are we signing Who has DM wanked over?

Right chaps, ill see you later, home time then out training!

Was it Mario Balotelli? Aahhhhhh You're alive lad! *phew* Keep calm lad, keep calm.

No chance they would let him goto the Dippers.

*phew* he doesnt have one of them, although............hes a Paddy!

OMG

Got pampass grass in the front garden, eh? Oh, winger.. I've heard that rumour before as well. Any truth in it? I hope not, my fathers got some in his

Got pampass grass in the front garden, eh? Oh, winger..

Isnt he a winger?

DM do a youtube review of one WAIT ON! NO DONT!

This cunt is someone with an alter ego, I bet it's someone with a first class honours degree, or a hill climber like Renton. He will have a PHD in French Grass or something mental! Oh, and I climb hills

She would get the full 2"

You slag, youve just pushed Tecato over the edge man!