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Aye Sherla looks up for it today I really don't understand why he can't apply himself to more games. Thats why its frustrating we all know he can do it. Look at the shift he put in v Man Ure.

Has Barfa touched the ball yet?

Bests first touch is class

Ameobi seems to be working,hmmmm I wonder why? Oh, Cisse and Ba will be coming back soon

It always has been hasnt it?

This He must be like Messi in training to get picked and then because hes grafted so hard all week on the training pitch and sucking off Ashley he is too exhausted to try on match day!

Nice looking stadium though I must say

This is going to be painful to watch. Strola on his own up front, FFS.

Shirely Psycho is more apt for you?

Gone in 60 Seconds

The mongy bitch I work with is just a genius. A guy called for someone in the office who was out. So instead of taking his name and company and job he was calling about she just took his first name What a fucking retard, now this guy in here has come in and isnt any the wiser who called.

+1

If you've spent hundreds on the holiday then you may as well spend a bit extra to enjoy it a bit more. I'd recommend to anyone to take half-day lessons while you're there. If your mate was only there a couple of times when he was at school then it wouldn't do any harm for him to take a few refresher lessons with an intermediate group while you're at your beginners lessons. Totally agree. Youll spend most of the first few days on your arse and frustrating your mate if not. Let him have a few mornings bombing about and then midweek you should have the basics. If your mate teaches you he will teach you bad habits etc.

XScape at Castleford is a shit tip and their equipment is shit, if you can goto ChillFactor at the Trafford Centre,its newer and better.

XScape in Castleford you mean. ChillFactor in Manchester is miles better.

There was an interesting debate on 5Live last night re Jose Mourhino. They recon he has fallen out of love with Spanish football and all the pressure from Real and think he will be back in England next season. WITH Wenger going to Real. Apparently Real Madrid have a love of him and his football.

They're the drinks of champions Gem man, get with it!

I have a similar one of them every morning. Banana, Strawberry Honey & Soy LUSH!

Derek Wright must realise being a physio what pressures his knees, heart, lungs etc are under being a fat cunt.

Shinton man, youre obsessed with that shite site.

Agreed. It made me laugh that we have people wanting to give Oscars to animals, WTF. These poor things are nothing short of Zoo anilmals made to perfom!

Aye you keep telling yourself that CT That bacon looks like you have just shown it the grill

I board and I must say, thats got too popular now and I fancy giving skiing a go I love watching the Biathalons on Eurosport, man, those mofos are fit.