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Slack cunt King Kenny Sky News Guy "What did you think after Mick McCarthy Changed his tactics at Half Time" KK "He didnt, he just changed the way they were playing and put another man up front" Errr, isnt that changing tactics?

Carroll getting some stick from Charlie Nicholas

Sent off now.

Torress scored for Chelsea

HAVE IT!

Demba Demba ba demba demba ba

Its only like lending a £20 off your mate and getting them a couple of pints for it. If you do that like.

Ive just been to my nan's bless her. She has knitted me a union jack jumper with the words "All Pakis are Cunts" accross the front. I said I couldnt wear it, she asked why, I said, because its an XL and I am a medium

Resist the Dale Farm racialist eviction. Come to the Peace Party today. I was at Dale Fam earlier in the week to witness the local councils attempt at ethnic cleansing, hand in hand with the Sussex Police. There tactics were similar to what my BFF witnessed on the West Bank in the late '90's when the US backed Zionists evicted hundreds of Palestinian Arabs (yes, Arabs) who were peacefully firing missiles into Israel. This illegal eviction is only being carried out because of the culture of the law-abiding Romany's is at odds with local property owning capitalists who defecate in there own streets and set fire to there cars and blame it on the gypsies. While I was their earlier in the week I was impressed by the dignity of the oppressed race. They stood so proud it reminded me of my gappy in a Nairobi orphanage when I went over my Facebook upload limit by posting so many photos of me and my mates in sarongs holding little snot nosed black baby's. Only, this time we weren't wearing sarongs and the kids wern't black. But you still had to sanitise you're hands after touching them. In the evening, round the burning tyres, we gave the proud Romany drumming and circus skills lessons and in return they told tales of replacing helpless pensioner's roof tiles for free. Some spoke in a dialect so uninteligible that we thought it was a foreign language but later learnt that it was in fact English. So come one, come all, to the Dale Farm Peace Camp. Defend them against this violent and illeagle ethnic cleansing eviction. NO MORE SHREBRENITZA'S!! A warning, tho. Don't bring any valuables. Earlier in the week I had my BlackBerry, watch and most of my clothes stolen by right wing moles around the camp. And pop into Waitrose on the way. Or its oven chips and Stella with a Red Bull top.

You fucking love America. I bet you've got a stars, stripes and denim theme going on in your bedroom. Hes from Cleethorpes, my guessing hes like Bronco out of AWP

Has to be my fave chant/song, its class.

One day little Molly notices that some builders are working on the house next door. Curious, she goes over to investigate. The builders, with hearts of gold, decide to adopt Molly as site mascot. They teach her all about building and they even give her a little pink hard hat and some pink boots. After a few days her mother asks, "So Molly, will you be working with the builders again today?" "I don't know Mummy" comes the reply ..."It depends if those cunts at Jewson deliver the fucking bricks".

I dont think its her eyes, its her plastic face. Better for wiping the jizz off I suppose.

The main question is. How the fuck is Shola still a professional footballer at Newcastle United?

Sick of hearing about Hargreaves already.

I am assuming the draw is at the weekend on Soccer AM or something?

Doesnt suprise me about the Leeds fans signing that. Some of their songs are sick. Every Welsh side they meet the sing about Aberfan (sp?).There's only one Harold Shipman song got sung last night according to a lad here. Fucking hell, really? Oh aye, without a batter of an eyelid. Yet mention about two known hoolies getting stab in Istanbul and they have a beef.

Doesnt suprise me about the Leeds fans signing that. Some of their songs are sick. Every Welsh side they meet the sing about Aberfan (sp?). There's only one Harold Shipman song got sung last night according to a lad here.

Man Yoo fans got out the Istanbul flag last night at Bell End Road, Old Bill & Stewerds did fuck all.

Tough call. We have strikers though, albeit shite ones. Were looking weak at LB so Enrique.

The dude talks sense.

4-0 to the Mackems now!

Terry most overrated defender ever.

Norwich and QPR both win, but Wolves lose. We need to finish our chances, but a point at Villa is better than a loss.

He will score. Have faith.