wykikitoon

Were pulling your plonker Ant lad I have done the same.

tbh

Man poor bairn Hope you get it sorted Wacky man. Cath, aye, teachers do 70h a week, BOLLOCKS! My sister-in-law tried to tell me this last week when I popped over to see my Nephew. It was 6pm and she couldnt work out when I questioned "Why are you not working now?" But, thats for another thread! I am with Ant on this too. Why didnt the teachers inform you about the accident rather than let the bairn sit for the afternoon not fully clean? Poor criac man.

Dont you like them?

Its this time of year that I love, the colours nature produces are great. Come on JawD man, I know youre a walker, get some on here!

Some canny work on here JawD marra.

No idea, it's that green stuff you put in spliffs. Was in an empty house on an estate and these wronguns come from 5-9pm and sell drugs. Front door was wide open and you shout up the stairs. Guy was eyeing me up, I could tell he was incredibly thick by the gormless look on his face, but he was a big lad. Have you ever seen The Wire? There was a guy called Omar who robbed drug dealers, he would have a field day with that lot. In what way? Bumming them?

Worked in Headingley for 8 years and boy did the students fuck me off. Silly cunts in fancy dress EVERY fucking day. SHIT fancy dress too.

Gem, I am shocked of you! This is why our country is fucked. Just bought a new light. 1300 lumens

Feeling good. Cavendish is World Champion, had a cracking day yesterday at the 3 Peaks Cyclo Cross and the weather is canny. BUT Not feeling 100% fitness, feel a bit sick for some reason and had a banging headache all yesterday. Hmmmm BUT Still feeling good

Got a few bets on tomorrows World Championship Road Race in Denmark Mark Cavendish Phil Gilbert Matt Goss

I bet they were chucking at that?

Slack cunt King Kenny Sky News Guy "What did you think after Mick McCarthy Changed his tactics at Half Time" KK "He didnt, he just changed the way they were playing and put another man up front" Errr, isnt that changing tactics?

Carroll getting some stick from Charlie Nicholas

Sent off now.

Torress scored for Chelsea

HAVE IT!

Demba Demba ba demba demba ba

Its only like lending a £20 off your mate and getting them a couple of pints for it. If you do that like.

Ive just been to my nan's bless her. She has knitted me a union jack jumper with the words "All Pakis are Cunts" accross the front. I said I couldnt wear it, she asked why, I said, because its an XL and I am a medium

Resist the Dale Farm racialist eviction. Come to the Peace Party today. I was at Dale Fam earlier in the week to witness the local councils attempt at ethnic cleansing, hand in hand with the Sussex Police. There tactics were similar to what my BFF witnessed on the West Bank in the late '90's when the US backed Zionists evicted hundreds of Palestinian Arabs (yes, Arabs) who were peacefully firing missiles into Israel. This illegal eviction is only being carried out because of the culture of the law-abiding Romany's is at odds with local property owning capitalists who defecate in there own streets and set fire to there cars and blame it on the gypsies. While I was their earlier in the week I was impressed by the dignity of the oppressed race. They stood so proud it reminded me of my gappy in a Nairobi orphanage when I went over my Facebook upload limit by posting so many photos of me and my mates in sarongs holding little snot nosed black baby's. Only, this time we weren't wearing sarongs and the kids wern't black. But you still had to sanitise you're hands after touching them. In the evening, round the burning tyres, we gave the proud Romany drumming and circus skills lessons and in return they told tales of replacing helpless pensioner's roof tiles for free. Some spoke in a dialect so uninteligible that we thought it was a foreign language but later learnt that it was in fact English. So come one, come all, to the Dale Farm Peace Camp. Defend them against this violent and illeagle ethnic cleansing eviction. NO MORE SHREBRENITZA'S!! A warning, tho. Don't bring any valuables. Earlier in the week I had my BlackBerry, watch and most of my clothes stolen by right wing moles around the camp. And pop into Waitrose on the way. Or its oven chips and Stella with a Red Bull top.

You fucking love America. I bet you've got a stars, stripes and denim theme going on in your bedroom. Hes from Cleethorpes, my guessing hes like Bronco out of AWP

Has to be my fave chant/song, its class.

One day little Molly notices that some builders are working on the house next door. Curious, she goes over to investigate. The builders, with hearts of gold, decide to adopt Molly as site mascot. They teach her all about building and they even give her a little pink hard hat and some pink boots. After a few days her mother asks, "So Molly, will you be working with the builders again today?" "I don't know Mummy" comes the reply ..."It depends if those cunts at Jewson deliver the fucking bricks".