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Should've known this was all a ruse! If I get a book out on kindle, you'd better sodding buy it, git. The bird is getting one so Ill get her to buy one

My cousin has just got a book published, well, a month or so back and he has just got it on Kindle and so far so good. Just keep at it mate.

If I won I would set my own Pro Cycling Team up, Men & Women. I would buy a house in The Dales and Lakes. Then a nice pad in Meribel in the French Alps. I would then set a cafe up called Cafe Ciclismo and it would be a cycling themed cafe Sad I know/

Bah thats poop man Dont loose the faith lad!

Aye and who puts the cost of that up? I said to them (the bird and mate). If you were interviewing someone and they turned up in a pair of joggers and a stained jumper would you take them serious? Would you go out to the shops with shit stained pants? Food down your colthes etc? Or generally looking a gypo? No, IMO when I see people who dont generally respect their appearance it says to me, their lazy, disrespecting wankers. Is that bad?

In what ways do they Scam?

Guys I was wondering for the photoshoppers out there if you could do your magic for me. I would like a Union Flag as my background with the Lion of Flanders centrally in the foreground. Union Flag Image Lion of flanders image If someone could have a bash it would be very appreciated

Sweet Brock man, good luck fella.

When I see a fatty stuffing their face or heading to the pub for 15 pints it annoys me to think that either now I will be contributing to them in the way of their illness due to being fat, be it diabetes, asthma or what not and it just annoys me. I think its prolly because I dont keep the thoughts to myself really. If were in the supermarket and some thick fucker stood in the way gossiping to their mate about Jordans school play and how Cruz has got the latest XBOX shit ill say something in passing outloud. That annoys the bird. Society has evolved a lot and I am only 31, but people generally today dont have any manners or common sense or respect, be it self (getting fat) or respect for others and that annoys me. It doesnt make them a bad person because their fat, they may be a community worker who does good for sick kids, but like what people said. First impressions count a lot.

Good luck with the new job lad

Watched Limitless the other day, top film, really enjoyed it. Also, Four Lions, that was a chuckle "Rubber Dingy Rapids, Init!"

Feeling in a mixed mood this morning. Short week for me as have a long weekend in Wales lined up at the end of the week so feeling guuuurd about that. But something at the back of my mind is pissing me off for some reason, I think its because I have a list of stuff to do and its not happening yet

Went to Ibiza for my 18th and saw Oakenfold in Space, was awesome.

I was sat with the gfriend and her mate on Sat night having a chin wag. She has just come back from Canada. Anyways, I seem to be a bit of a cock when it comes to certain people and my opinions. I was telling her that when I went to the Netherlands I really enjoyed it as there was no chavs, no ugly people and no fatties. This didnt hit a good chord with the bird and her mate. They seem to see the good in people. But with me, I basically do the opposite. Its not good really Beauty is only skin deep, I know that. I just get annoyed about a large amount of fat people who always complain that their hard done by and its their genes etc. Is it FUCK. Is it a good thing to always see the good in people though?

I knew that cunt would score.

Best has a wicked first touch man.

Who do we have on the bench btw?

take of the B&W specs and look at it, he goes down easy but its a penalty clear as day You mean off Its a contact sport man, he left a leg out looking for the peno. The old pro's must cringe when they watch the game now.

Dont you have to foul someone to give a pen? That was soft as fuck.

Diving fuck

Ive been impressed with our patient build up play.

Has Obertan got a bad left foot?

Fucking students man, they seriously piss me off. Flip flop wearing WANKERS!

Suprised that makes sense from a shite commentator.

Aye, but for someone who shits their pants at Sloth from Goonies it was BAD!