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People saying that Harry Kane can beat Shearer's record.

These fundamentalists have nothing to lose. They live, they live. They die, they get loads of virgins.

Stand off at the moment with the coppers and the shooter

I think the price at the petrol pumps is temp, the chancellor will be wanking at the moment.

Thats what I dont get. the GF uses it and says "Oh look at this that blah blah posted" So I look and as I have never met them, or even heard he speak of them I ask her who they are. "Oh some lass I went to primary school with" "Oh right, when did you last see her" "Not since Primary school" WTF, so she clearly didnt care you lost touch etc neither did you?! Its like Suprise Suprise "Here he is from Australia, your brother you havent spoken to for 30 years" Well he clearly doesnt give a fuck otherwise he would have been in touch and likewise.

Has anyone seen this bollocks about Kanye and McCartney shite on Twitter? Who gives a fuck if some kids dont know who McCartney is. Its not mental, they're younger and listen to music from now, not lisetning to the Beatles FFS. I didnt listen to my fathers music when I was a kid. Some though did so some knew that music. Some know who he is, a lot dont!

Aye It was a cycling race series I was looking at. Went to their website which only had 2014 races on. So dropped them an email asking when the 2015 series races would be announced. The reply was "Their on our FB page" Oh right, sorry, I thought your fucking website would be updated first.

Its shite. Came off there years ago and never miss it one bit. It fucks me off when you contact someone and they say "Oh its on our FB page" ok mate, what happens if you're not on there?

I cycle to work every day. Since coming back to work on Monday there are a lot more than normal. All on their new year resolutions. I would like to say its nice to see, but when they act like bell ends jumping red lights are generally riding like cath words its not good!

Architect........nuff said

Given on loan anyone? Although Krul should be back soon.

Be patient

Back at it. I have been waking up at 5am most mornings for a week. But when I can drift back to sleep thats not too bad. 5am followed by a 6:30 wake hurt!

That include the guy in your avatar?

Derby the jammay bastards getting a peno in the 93 min

7-0 for WBA

What a shower of shit At least my 50p bet on Blyth looks well

Blyth beating Birmingham

I am trying not to celebrate too much. Given the fact we dont know who his replacement is going to be.

Oooo Silent Witness is back on Tuesday

Not looking good for Martinez at HT 2-0 down at Hull.

Pardew in the stands at Palace

Fucking bin dipper with two peno's