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Peter Kennaugh dropped 7kg in 4 weeks last season. When Kimmage asked the bald cunt how, he blabbed about asking Nigel Mitchell (the nutritionist for Sky & BC) and said it was mostly through calorie defecit. Haha yeh ok. A pro athlete losing 7kg in 4 weeks with zero power loss, aye jog on. Leads me onto Wiggins. Wiggins worked with Mitchell at BC for years when on the track. For 7 years or so he couldnt loose weight and Mitchell said it was his optimum weight. He joins Sky then just as AICAR comes on the scene, Wiggins loses a shed load of weight and starts dusting the best in the world. Laughable. Now its over to Cookson to sort this out.

Fuck me, what a set of cunts we have riding still. The omerta is still strong eh? Saint Miller saying its bad, Thomas saying its bad for riders and everyone is cleans. Sky are as fucking filthy as Astana.

Anyone watch Critical. I am sure its a parody, its utter shite. Doctors sat with headphones on and eating a Twix whilst someone is dying in A&E which looks like its from Star Trek. Fuck me, awful.

Sorry to hear AH man Cat, I remember when I was a kid and the same happened with me about my cat Was gutted, but soon passed by and got a dog

The fucking retard in here is just a drain on life, oxygen and everything to do with it. He went over on his ankle just after Christmas and tbf to him, it did look nasty. But fuck me, he is still limping on it......when he remembers, or limps on the wrong foot. Last week his phone was ringing and he ran the full length of the office for it no bother. He has been snowboarding with it and is planning to go again in April. What a waste of the NHS this twat is. He is apparently going for physio every week on it. Fucking moron. Its that pathetic its actually funny now.

Happy Bday pet!

t'Old Putin had some jets close to Cornwall this morning apparently.

I've given up listening to PMQ's its a fucking joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_MFSD_UoEE&feature=share

Its about what cops see what outsiders see. Basically after the Garner case. Its a two part one. The second one is pretty mental.

I am staying in Rothbury in March and want to do a couple of rides out that way. @@Gemmill or @@Tooj know any decent rides? I wouldnt mind riding over to the coast but unsure of the roads. I.e busyness etc. Is the B6431 out towards the coast a busy road?

Anyone listen to the latest American Life podcast? Crazy!

Booked Cyprus in June last night

I never understand that at cycling events I goto. Watch the race its quick enough and you miss most of it because you're lookig at your twatting phone. Or Some bell ends with massive cameras thinking their proper photographers laying on the floor and getting shit stained for a below par photo. Bell ends. Just watch and enjoy the event and look at the pro's photos after.

Where you flying from & to Cat? We went to NYC in December and went via Dublin, did the customs stuff in Dublin and walked out in JFK with no issue at all. I know people who have had hours of waiting in the states in customs by going direct.

Devastated The early season cycle reliability rides are in flow. The Otley one which is very local to me was yesterday. I have done it for the last few years, but yesterday couldn't as I was away in the morning. The Otley one is very popular with the pro's in the area, including the Brownlee's. Anyways, heard rumors on the return leg of an accident. Found out this morning a lad who I know and have ridden with, raced with and shared a coffee with, was killed yesterday. Went under a car Left 3 beautiful young girls behind. Gutted

Boom Legend, cheers

Right I have a bunch of numbers in cells which I have extracted from a programme. I want these numbers dividing by 1000 and dont know how to do them en mass. Anyone help?

RIP

I wonder if she has a seperate dunk pot like Muller

I dont know if this works. I was crying watching this https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=806537009422244&pnref=story

Is it wise to look at Greece for a holiday this year

Anyone been to Zante? Best place for me and the gfriend?