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I tell ytou what, I would take Defoe to the Euros!

Fuck me DEADMAN where you been?

Fuck me. Everton are truly shocking. Martinez needs to go.

Cunts

Fuck me Martinez you're a Spanish Steve McClaren.

Fuck me howis that not a booking?

Fuck me Everton are wank

Hasnt he just signed an extension at Spurs?

Well, Pochettino was having dinner with Fergie the other day and now he's 4/1 to take over at Man Ure

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Congrats lad and hope all goes well.

Look at LOLerpool. Sakho testing positive for a drug, the fucking nonces on BBC saying its 'not a performance enhancing drug' it was a fat burner, i.e a diuretic, which if used in cycling and boxing is used to mask other drugs. Yet the cluess cunts on Radio5 dont see that connection in Football. Origi at Liverpool saying he has put 5kg of lean muscle on in a short period. Fuck me, he must run on avg of 10km a game, yet can put on 5kg of lean muscle without doping, fuck off. Leicester have a doctor working for them who helped Team Mapei dope during their successful years. Its fucking rife in our own country let alone the rest of Europe.

The cunt wears 3/4 combat pants, need we say more.

Good luck strawbs man. Hopefully its a quick one. A mate of mine should be moving into his new gaff in under 2.5 month. Thats a quick one as its a no chain. Solicitors are cunts when it comes to conveyancing so dont be shy on pushing the bastards. Good luck kid and make sure you get the kingsize!

My timeline was full of it last night the sonic boom. Fuck me, some serious drama queens on FB & Twitter

We seriously need to put a bag full away against these brummie cunts. I cant see it though. I just think we will nick it 1-0 knowing us.

I was once going through a set of lights. They were on green it was my right of way, a women walked out on her phone didn't look at all. I smashed into her and I got a load of abuse even after I pointed out that the crossing was on red and it was my right of way. If we had a thread about motors and driving fuck me it would be the most popular thread in here

Tour 't Yorkshire starts today and fuck me what a week. Started off with allegations of the cunt sutton and finished off with Simon Yates testing positive Its snowing here and shite. Just donning on the lycra ready to got out and watch it

Apparently Vardy got another game ban and a £10k fine.

Alli to miss the final game of the season. Whats happened to Vardy btw?