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Can play No 10 and likes to shoot from distance Or so Steve Harper has said on TalkSport2

Nice to see Aarons back

You can hear his scouse accent come through every now and then

TalkShite this morning were talking about him possibly getting a call up. They said he should come out and retire. Cant remember if it was Quinn or Brazil said he should retire along with the other 'Golden Era of England's team' I.e Gerrard, Lampard etc A golden era that won fuck all.

I cant see us getting anyone now.

Remember not to wear any undies with your padded shorts. If you do when you get a longer ride in your arse will be red roar when it starts to sweat like chuff.

So what Rafa is really saying is 'we've done out business so don't be expecting anything'

I only saw the last 5mins yesterday. But from what they were saying on the wireless he didnt do too bad yesterday, it was the lack of service. I said all last season, Perez is too lightweight and shit. He needs getting shot of.

Jesus Who the fuck is allowing that?

Perez has been wank for the last two seasons. Too lightweight and wanting a lifetime on the ball. Get shut. We need a proven goalscorer but in this market in the Prem you're looking at £30m+. More chance of seeing the mackems in the Prem next season than us spending that

Thank fuck I cancelled sky sports saved me wasting my life watching shite

Ah nice one I'll give that a go

God l'm listening to the Guardian Football podcast. Gelndenning is one BORING bastard.

https://www.strava.com/clubs/Toontastic Come on in Andrew

Fuck me, the wank fest on the wireless about that kid scoring for Liverpool last night. No doubt they will have a 'Special European Night at Anfield' for the next leg of the qualifier.

Best reinforce the advertising boards!

Aye Most of it through bored media outlets. I think it was TalkSport the other day they were drumming on how he is gonna go soon and Carragher said he wouldnt and just said it's a load of balls and he was the same at Liverpool re Transfers

Chill Winston.

Anyone got a link go the Kane challenge?

Only started watching 10mins ago as been busy but from what I've seen we've not looked too bad! Shame about Shelvey gan radge

Have no idea why that's quoted either

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