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Surprised? Slow news day just rehashing shite

Cardiff getting bummed, brace yourselves for ours too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46526716 £700!!! I hope you get to blow bubbles for that!

Colback just scored for Forest. Rounded the keeper too Didnt have a clue how to celebrate

Aye Happy New Year all.

Man Ure bumming Bournemouth. How many of the 'experts' will be wanking over what an amazing job Solskjaer has done beating 3 of the shittest teams they could face.

Anyone seen the pens for Liverpool yesterday? Listening to 5Live earlier, apparently Salah went down easy again.

Watched the Michael Palin docu on North Korea last night, very good. He gets a train from Bejing into NK. When he crosses the river from China to NK the contrast is startling. On the Chinese side of the river you see high rise buildings and money. The NK side. No high rises, not total poverty but a lot more open and low rise. It's like stepping back in time.

Huddersfield won't buy a striker

They'll be unbearable if they fucking win it.

2 pages on a match thread. Says a lot.

Bin Dippers with 2 pens. 3 pens in 2 games. How fucking desperate are the FA for them to win the league.

When do we mak predictions on who's going in 2019? Prince Philip has to be nailed on?

In Rafa we trust. BUT What the actual fuck does he see in that waste of Oxygen Joselu?

We have to be grateful that there is some utter dross in the league.

What was the Peno like for them? Same as the majority against us this season? I.e soft as fuck or not even a pen?

Got broken into last night and some fucker nicked my limbo stick. I mean, how low can you go?

What actually is wrong with Shelvey?

Lad I am friends with on Twatbook who voted out is now moaning on it saying what a joke this once great country is

Scooter fuck me, that's something I havent heard in a loooooong time

Off for a couple after work but not dressed as Santa. Just Scrooge

Shocked.