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I see Gayle has got a retrospective 2 match ban for diving and winning a pen. If they did that in the Prem no fucker would play

Apparently bottles were thrown by Man Yoo fans last night at Di Maria. Why wasn't this on Radio5 at all today? If this was the other way round the scum fans would be crying for PSG to be thrown out. I see Klopp has been charged for crying over the ref and getting a blatent offside goal too. Mad bastard. Starting to sweat is he a little?

Aye for the 2010 Giro D'Italia. Love the Netherlands. Albeit you'll be smashed lol.

Some footballer who plays for West am who said he wants to play for England over Ireland

Didnt PSG get the memo on how amazing Sir Ole and his band of merry men are? HAHAHA GET TO FUCK YOU MANC CUNTS

Where the fuck did they get the extra 4 minutes from anyways?

Considering I was in hospital twice in less than a month they have it on file. I am not massively car dependent so it's no biggie. Would rather revoke my license and not put myself or anyone in danger.

Das Boot on Sky Atlantic, canny really. Loved the original film.

It was revoked on medical grounds Spazzed out last year and had some seizures, first in 17 years. Thankfully all under control now so should be getting it back soon.

Only for a few more weeks when I get my license back

There's no doubt he should have punched it. But was this because he was impeded? Next week City or Man Ure will have this happen against them and it's disallowed 110%

I am one who thinks keepers are protected far too much. But this is clearly a foul. His arms are all over Dubravka impeding his jumping ability. Like people have said. The lack of consistency in the league is getting worse. If that was Liverpool the goal would have been disallowed and Liverpool awarded a penalty the other end.

I wasnt a twat about it and shout it out loud. I just quietly asked if he could stand up thats all.

ooops I have just looked and he was 6'1". Sams as Shay Given. Given got a lot of stick for being 'small' Was Banks avg height for a keeper then or just different gravy?

Deirdre got on, he looked up from his phone, looked at her and did fuck all. Little Tarquin wanker.

Gordan Banks

I've started using the bus now I have moved companies. Bus usually is spot on and a decent service. This morning it was late and when we got on driver told someone the one before had broken down. Fine, no worries. I get in early so no great shakes. Anyways, all seats downstairs taken and everyone is standing now. So I get on and stand. Then a lad gets on at the next stop, looks down the bus, then looks at me and says 'Alright mate, any seats up stairs?' So I said 'Aye, loads' he looks at me with an odd look then goes up there despite being a few school kids stood on them. He then comes back down and looks at me as if I have just shit on his cornflakes. Mate we are all stood up for the fucking laugh what do you think? Bus goes past a few stops despite people being there as it's rammed. A few people get off then an old dear gets on. I ask a school kid if he can stand so she can sit down. He looks at me with an absolute face of disgust. Anyway, he stands up and lets her sit. He then snapchats a pic of me and said this is the dick who made him stand I just laughed and he seemed to get really riled by it Yoofs man.

Get in Gol!

If someone had said a point I would have taken it. But not in that manner. Absolutle sickener. The foul against Almiron was not mentioned once at all. He was basically shoved in the back right in front of the lino. NOTHING given. How Noeilie can say that had fuck all bearing I dont know. If that was given we would have cleared the ball and given fuck all excuse for the shitehouse cunt with the whistle but to blow. You're fucking desperate for us to go down Noeile, but why?

Get to fuck you boring boring cunt. Go shag your granny you brass rubbing, stamp collecting nonce.

Bubba gump all over him