sandman02uk

Well he's good value for it

Pick me up from the station CT, can't be arsed to walk

Good effort

On the train Omw up now, a few pints and a bite to eat, should be there with an hour to spare, couple pints before heading in, the sun is shinning and I keep seeing pairs of magpies, getting excited now

his latest comments on the BBC sport page just show what a retard the bloke is, everyone else thinks he's a cunt and a shit manager, yet he thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread this line kinda sums it up Allardyce's sides have previously attracted criticism over their style of play and the 57-year-old blamed the media and his previous team's successes for the criticism of his tactics.

i lost a close friend to Leukaemia in 2002. he has a hell of a fight on his hands, if he's still alive by christmas, then he stands a chance, i wish him all the best

i reckon pardew will pack the midfield, he knows the CB pairing is going to be dodgy so i wouldnt be surprised to see no start for HBA

My Dad left the armed forces before Maggie came to power so just had to settle for two years out of work and being called a 'moaning minnie' as her legacy to him and his young family. lots of families left the armed forces before she came to power, most families simply couldn't afford to live, raising salaries for the armed forces was about the 1 good thing she did, oh that and the european veto

bear in mind Maggy thatcher helped the likes of my parents who were on the bread line and absolutely fucked till she raised the salaries of everyone in the Armed forces

i thought emergency loans only covered goalkeepers?

looking forward to this one, although my train doesn't arrive till 12:35 so not much time for beers

i think getting into europe would please alot of the players there, even if we as fans think the europa league is a bit pants, i also think MA and DL would start to show more interest in their "toy" if we get into europe and make some progression

Personally i think this is the best of the lot http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

i reckon 58 pts like

there ya go leazes, MA hasn't pocked the 35m for andy carrol, he's pocked 33m instead

manned up and watched it lastnight, I knew about the switching of poles and the run off drama, at the time i wasn't really understanding what it meant but having watched it back its an utter disgrace how balestre treated him

That's just what I want Niall, an internet connection with lattency off the chart

Seems like the right answer, he's such a fucking heed the ball

Can someone explain to me how the fuck This clown gets on the television?

I know we often hear about missles being thrown at players, but this did make me laugh http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/soccer-fans-hurl-snowballs-at-opponents/88g1z4fy

i'm not even going to pretend to understand his thinking behind that squad

we should be utterly humping these clowns

would fucking love it if Villa go down, I went to college with a Villa fan, biggest fucking prick I've ever met (and that's saying something)

first rule of a best mans speech, dont take the piss out the bride, you're there to take the piss out the best man, I had a whole sketch setup with the waiters and waitresses having keys and I was asking everyone who had a key to his wifes old flat to return them i decided making the bride look like a slag in front of her family wasn't the best

i started mine by standing up with my speech in my hand, first line was "Wow I knew I would be nervous but that’s the 3rd time today I’ve got up out of a warm seat with paper in my hands….. anyway…. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen… I’m James, Garry’s best man, I actually feel like I’m on trial today, Garry said if I did a good job I could be the best man at his next wedding..." good ice breaker and everyone was laughing its good to then get stuck into it and break it up with one liners i took about 4 months to write my speech, you're welcome to a copy of it as most of it is jokes and afterwards lots of people came up to me and congratulated me saying it was one of the better ones they'd heard