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World class Attain ROFL, someone posted it on here as a pisstake and then sent a mail to the BBC and all of a sudden you know an ITK thats's just cheered my day right

jimbo's telly? of course it isn't he's taking the piss lol

Arshavin to wear 13...apparently

job done apparently

I don't get why some people don't rate him. In his time in the prem for by and large average or poor sides (Charlton and Spurs) he averages about 1 in 2 as far as i know, the sort of strikerate anybody should be happy with. maybe its just you that sees him for what he truely is??? then again maybe he really is just an average player who vanishes during a game

wasn't an interview, just looked a very tired, ill, old man wrapped up warmly but you can see he's fighting a losing battle against the old enemy

I'd love it, love it, love it

We are the geordies, the geordie boot boys, for we are MENTAL for we are mad, we are the loyalist football supporters...The woooorld has eeeever had! You not included? Actually gemmil, 7 is about rite IMO if that makes me mental so be it, rather that than a miserable bastard. He wasnt outstanding, but he wasnt awful neither, showed some nice touches, linked up well at times and stayed calm and collected to score a quality penalty. He was slow, and did canter about, but he's not played for 6 weeks remember? Do you rate Shola as a decent player?! Tbf he showed bollocks and converted the penalty, but apart from that he was useless. Fucking pathetic. Iv not ONCE said he was a decent player, i like alot on here feel he is seriously inferior. All i was merely stating was i dont think he was as bad as people are making out today. He hasnt played for 6 weeks and scored us a CRUCIAL goal for fuck sake! Just a question mate, as you tend to defend a vast majority of our players. Of course he scored us a crucial goal, of course I've got respect for his courage to take the pen, but once again: Apart from that he was an useless twit, not giving a fucking shit on moving, going for the ball or getting himself into positions. I can't understand how soon some people are content with performances from players who earn that amount of bloody money. EDIT: Overall he IS garbage. IMHO Duff, Carroll, Butt and Nolan were worse. People are giving Lovenkrands a pat on the back when in reality he did fuck all except put a bad cross in that happened to hit the bar. Jonas was excellent and got in to some great positions, but once again contributed fuck all and his crossing and shooting is nothing short of pathetic. Shola had a reasonable game, by no means his best by no means his worst - and because he runs like he doesn't care he gets pelters. At least he contributed something meaningful.. Only agree on Butt here tbf. In which case give him the dogs abuse!! As has been sad previously Shola has been out for weeks and he's been asked to play the 'little man' to Andy Carrolls 'big man', a role which clearly is not suited to him. Lets be honest here, "striker for newcastle" is not suited to him, to be fair though "striker for my local pub team" isn't suited to him either

aye, I thought Bassong, Enrique and Jonas where fantastic again, Duff, Butt and Ameobi are only fit to warm the bench

Good to see your thinking of the team you obnoxious piece of shit

that team isnt the end of the world obviously disapointed to see Taylor in there as right back and Butt in the centre as cpt, Ameobi shouldn't even be in the fucking ground but other than that its not a bad side............

I'll remember this when the Owen thread appears in the summer and we were in shit row over a year ago, fuck all changed infact it got worse, so now players have finally had enough ok, but don't fucking call him loyal just because we are shit, he has handed in more transfer requests than Insmonia (3 I believe, where as Insmonia has tried to engineer his move away twice) As to Owen, he's crocked again, but I would rather he ran his contract down if he helped us stay in the premiership, then he can wander on his merry away and jobs done, Given, different kettle of fish, he could leave in the summer after helping us stay up, but oh no, he engineered his move in the Jan window, that really is a complete lack of loyalty

Yes he did, wasn't this around the time that Shay was injuried and Harper stepped in and proved he was more than able to be a worthy steward, shay handed in a transfer request as he wanted first team football....?

Well i think it takes some balls to make his re-appearance at home to sunderland in the current situation tbf. What he said, if he turned up at hull or Portsmouth /shrug meh! but hes choosen to pitch up at SJP at a derby, where, for the first time in living memory the mackems have a chance to do the double over us! that my friends is big fuck off balls and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to pull their head out their ass

Agreed, its not loyalty when the team are doing ok and we seem to be heading in the right direction, loyalty is when your backs to the fucking wall and you've no way out, if he had stood his ground, that would of been loyal, but hes engineered a move away fuck him! lol when were we doing ok again? seems a distant memory that. sorry but a lot of fickle lads on here "if only he waited till summer!".... 2days of the window left and we've signed who again oh aye kevin nolan, the club are really trying to bail the team out of the shitty water were sitting in now... the vast majority of you wanted rid of him last summer, and the club apparently knocked back approaches and all. no doubt he's had the "look if you'll stay, were going to be doing this and bringing in these people" to which shay/whoever else wants out has said "who the fuck are they?" asides from the fact they wouldn't be signed anyways. sorry this has been long coming and with the manager making a weekly tool of himself in the press, the total lack of backing from the owner and board and results going against us and down at the bottom of the table why would anyone want to stay, least he's not running his contract down to go on a free at the end of the season aye its a distant memory alright, but these posters who wish him all the best and say he deserves a move away? wtf!! he's been paid very well by this club and now that we are in the shit big time he engineers a move away in the winter window? Thats not loyal in any way shape or form, yes he's been a fine servant of the club but he's still dropped us in the shit and i hope he wins fuck all elsewhere As to running their contract down? I would rather someone hung around to help us maintain PL status for next season and then leave on a free transfer, than sounding off in the press, have his agent act like a cunt and then engineer a move away whilst we are on shit row half way through the season...

Agreed, its not loyalty when the team are doing ok and we seem to be heading in the right direction, loyalty is when your backs to the fucking wall and you've no way out, if he had stood his ground, that would of been loyal, but hes engineered a move away fuck him!

No Insomnia? fine the cunt if he's refusing to play

Not being that up on contracts and legality but why haven't the club dragged insomnia and his agent into a meeting and said "if you continue to talk to the press about wanting to leave and unsettling the players we will start fining you, we know you want to leave but you have a contract here till 2012 and we plan to see it through, if you refuse to play, we will fine you, if you give poor performances on the pitch, we will fine you, if you don't shut the hell up, we will fine you, if your agent talks to the press about Newcastle united, we will fine you" After reading that, his Agent is quite clearly a tit as well

I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? My advice? Go with the flow chap. Natural order of events as I see them would be; Romantic meal and drinks nice music tell her you love her retire to bedroom caress her tell her you love her again kiss her call her a cock teasing f*cking slag attack her, one or two blows to her head and a couple of rabbit punches torture her, burning her body parts, nipples, eyes, flaps with a Zippo lighter (very important) strangle with enough force so that she is out, semi-unconcious though, not fully insert sharp scissors repeatedly into her anus slash, with a sharp knife (remove if you like) her perinium so that, essentially, her blit and anus become one whole entity hack-saw (her) left leg off (feed to wild dogs) repeat with right leg (this is yours to eat, there will be little time to cut up into small pieces as she will bleed to death) cut off her arms (feed to wild dogs again and force her to eat her own body) rape her (your earlier prep' of the perinium will make for one massive fanny chap but you will be rock solid downstairs by now so no issue about it being too big) finish the night by letting the dogs loose on her. And my Parole Officer says I have issues!!

Are we really paying this clown 35k a week? Even so there was no transfer fee so £840,000 really isnt a bad outlay for the options he'l give us intil the end of the season. We really need to sort our wage structure out, the guy was on a free why not see if we could of got him for significantly less, its not like anyone else was beating his door down to get him

Are we really paying this clown 35k a week?

Quasimodo is more likely. Is that just a hunch? His name rings a bell like... did god, someone provide me with sanctuary

I was always gutted we didnt bring O'neil to SJP - not that we would of supported him, he would of been sacked at the first sign of trouble like

it did make me ill to see that he could of done a job for us Clearly an indication that Kinnear doesn't have any money to spend, or that wise and co don't feel he is of the right "calibre"

Looking back we always seem to have massive injury lists, must be over the Premiership average (HF?). And didnt they start occuring when FFS completed the new training ground? (certainly Hamstrings did)