sandman02uk

That makes sense, I've always thought the two of them had similar arsehole tendencies now I know why. nice post Stevie, I think this is the first one where you've not listed attendance figures or called someone an odious cun......doh! Well done for winning the annual "Fop Most boring post of 2009 award". Yes it's been named after Fop. I'm extremely pleased to have beaten off the 6976 posts from yourself that where serious contenders for this coveted award None of mine were nominated you non-entity Certainly there was 1 that was a good one, back in 2007 I think it was can you tell I'm in work and bored and can't be arsed to talk about how much of a cunt Ashely is So I've made one more good post in your mind, than you have in mine. I can normally remember at least one post off regular posters off here, where I think aye the cunt made a good point there, or it was funny, whatever etc... but not you at this point. I'm not taking abuse off some jock who spells definitely with two f's and an a. Who's a Jock and who spelt definitely wrongly? I guess you did on account of the edit? Actually no, You've never posted anything where I've thought "Aye he's on to something" I was just poking fun at the fact that every single post you make you're giving someone a mouth full of shit I wouldn't say that was abuse, more just pointing out a glaring personality defect You and you. I seriously can't believe there's no interested parties. Whether there are any willing to pay anything like what Ashley is after is another matter. I was talking about this yesterday and I've come to the conclusion he doesn't even want to sell, it's a smokescreen to spend sweet fuck all this window and he's learnt nothing from last season and believes he can get the club promoted on the cheap (in terms of players and management). Ashley has re-written the dimbo textbook. I'm wondering if the bloke can count. Deffinately not as well as this guy At least 90% of my posts bare no reference to anyone on here. A comparison was made between a poster on here and the author of nufc.com, which I subscribed to. No point in you even commenting, all it did is highlighted the fact that you have nothing to say, which you were gracious enough to admit in a round about way. Curses foiled again by the spelling nazi 90% of your posts? so you've read back through them, counted which ones make reference to someone and come to 90% as the figure? or is that figure, like your most of posts, utter nonsense and dull?

behave yourself man, its just a bit of light hearted banter

That makes sense, I've always thought the two of them had similar arsehole tendencies now I know why. nice post Stevie, I think this is the first one where you've not listed attendance figures or called someone an odious cun......doh! Well done for winning the annual "Fop Most boring post of 2009 award". Yes it's been named after Fop. I'm extremely pleased to have beaten off the 6976 posts from yourself that where serious contenders for this coveted award None of mine were nominated you non-entity Certainly there was 1 that was a good one, back in 2007 I think it was can you tell I'm in work and bored and can't be arsed to talk about how much of a cunt Ashely is So I've made one more good post in your mind, than you have in mine. I can normally remember at least one post off regular posters off here, where I think aye the cunt made a good point there, or it was funny, whatever etc... but not you at this point. I'm not taking abuse off some jock who spells definitely with two f's and an a. Who's a Jock and who spelt definitely wrongly? I guess you did on account of the edit? Actually no, You've never posted anything where I've thought "Aye he's on to something" I was just poking fun at the fact that every single post you make you're giving someone a mouth full of shit I wouldn't say that was abuse, more just pointing out a glaring personality defect

That makes sense, I've always thought the two of them had similar arsehole tendencies now I know why. nice post Stevie, I think this is the first one where you've not listed attendance figures or called someone an odious cun......doh! Well done for winning the annual "Fop Most boring post of 2009 award". Yes it's been named after Fop. I'm extremely pleased to have beaten off the 6976 posts from yourself that where serious contenders for this coveted award None of mine were nominated you non-entity Certainly there was 1 that was a good one, back in 2007 I think it was can you tell I'm in work and bored and can't be arsed to talk about how much of a cunt Ashely is

That makes sense, I've always thought the two of them had similar arsehole tendencies now I know why. nice post Stevie, I think this is the first one where you've not listed attendance figures or called someone an odious cun......doh! Well done for winning the annual "Fop Most boring post of 2009 award". Yes it's been named after Fop. I'm extremely pleased to have beaten off the 6976 posts from yourself that where serious contenders for this coveted award

I seriously can't believe there's no interested parties. Whether there are any willing to pay anything like what Ashley is after is another matter. I was talking about this yesterday and I've come to the conclusion he doesn't even want to sell, it's a smokescreen to spend sweet fuck all this window and he's learnt nothing from last season and believes he can get the club promoted on the cheap (in terms of players and management). Ashley has re-written the dimbo textbook. I'm wondering if the bloke can count. Deffinately not as well as this guy

That makes sense, I've always thought the two of them had similar arsehole tendencies now I know why. nice post Stevie, I think this is the first one where you've not listed attendance figures or called someone an odious cun......doh!

it certainly looks that way NUFC is a huge draw to potential investors, but thanks to Fat Freddy the books are fucking appaling and people are walking away FS was only doing (badly) what other PL clubs were doing...Going into debt to build stadia and acquire players. He's not the anti-christ. Never said he was, but he's made a complete pigs arse of it he did give us some good times though

Ashley will be wanking furiously at this, transfer request means he wont have to pay any loyalty money More readies for the Crystal fund

A True Gent RIP Sir

it certainly looks that way NUFC is a huge draw to potential investors, but thanks to Fat Freddy the books are fucking appaling and people are walking away

yeap although gut feeling is its option 3

If I'm buying a car, and the price is agreed, I've looked at it, expressed an interest to buy it, and then the seller takes the seats out..... do you think that car is now worth exactly the same as before? this is an indication of 1 of 2 things 1) the sale of the club is concluded and the new owners have given their blessing 2) there is no longer a formal bid for the club Actually its an indication of 1 of 3 things, number 3 being a shit analogy... We have a large overdraft and running costs that are above our income. Selling an asset reduces the overdraft and narrows the gap between costs and income. How is that anything like buying a car??? Let me explain in real simple terms, the club is valued at £100 by the fat lad, that includes all player contracts, overdrafts the lot, everything to do with NUFC. So someone places a bid, that is a bid to take on owernship of everything, what do you think will happen if, whilst the sale is going through, someone then sells a player and uses it to pay off the overdraft? the terms of the sale has now changed as the OD is less and the playing squad is less you can't do that unless you have agreement with every bidder, at an advanced stage with a preffered bidder, or there are no bidders you are right it does narrow the gap, but you can't do that without resetting the bidding process, it doesnt matter what arrangement there is with the banks, if there are bids in place, and this hasn't been agreed with them, the terms of sale has changed, making it null and void

If I'm buying a car, and the price is agreed, I've looked at it, expressed an interest to buy it, and then the seller takes the seats out..... do you think that car is now worth exactly the same as before? this is an indication of 1 of 2 things 1) the sale of the club is concluded and the new owners have given their blessing 2) there is no longer a formal bid for the club

they're all cunts in my eyes

Any serious interested party will gets access to the books after they show evidence of funds. Otherwise they only have publicly available accounts to base their valuation on. And you reckon Ashley won't be involved in making decisions on bids? Seymour Pierce are handling the sale and weeding out the piss-takers but any serious bid will be decided on by Ashley. No I dont. Ashley will have set a price, with a min limit, if that bid is met and proof of funds is given then those parties would be given access to the books, I very much doubt that Seymour price would be on the phone asking if it was ok if that party view the books Once the proof was given and the books viewed, any additional bid would then be handed to Ashley, any questions they had would be fielded by Ashley or his team but there is no way in hell Ashley is sat at the end of a phone waiting to say "yay or nay" on a per bid basis

The Bid isn't made to Ashley, it isn't made to Llambias, its made to Seymour Price, if that bid is accepted they would have been given access to the companies records If Profitable group heard nothing its because their bid was below the min value and would in effect be ignored, they wouldn't be granted access to the books and as such it would be treated in the same way as a bid from myself would be As to the asking price, I reckon its probably £100m, job done Obviously the buyer then takes on all outstanding debts which would probably mean Ashleys loan would need to be immediately repaid, making the true cost around £200m upfront You would have to be out your fucking mind to pay that for NUFC

Odious Cunt

This just in, photo from the court of the Jury

Good point tightly argued The way I see it, a number of bids have been placed and Mike has given them access to the books, those parties have done the appropriate reading and have decided they don't like what they see (thanks to both Fat Fred and Fat Mike) and have either walked away or confirmed their bid but at a vastly reduced price and the fat one is holding out for more money Fat, greedy, un-realistic, complete monging excuse for a human being. I feel thats a little harsh, I'm neither fat nor un-realistic

Good point tightly argued The way I see it, a number of bids have been placed and Mike has given them access to the books, those parties have done the appropriate reading and have decided they don't like what they see (thanks to both Fat Fred and Fat Mike) and have either walked away or confirmed their bid but at a vastly reduced price and the fat one is holding out for more money

ah away and help the ginger whinger nurse his sore thumb they stick it in a splint and off you go, unless hes torn the ligament in which case he's gonna need surgery, but thats one hell of an impact (skiiers thumb)

have you ever actually played football? yes, just finished a game an hour ago...with shinsplints you saying you'd be needed to miss a few weeks if you dislocated your thumb? Fuck off man I went snowboarding 2 days after dislocation 3 fingers, football man its turning into poofs game Not to mention a scar running through your nads like the Amazon! HAHA that was 2 years later and was 3 days after surgery (and a 12 hour car journey) but seriously dislocated fingers are fuck all man, it makes holding a cup of tea hilarious as they just drop out the sockets but other than that??

have you ever actually played football? yes, just finished a game an hour ago...with shinsplints you saying you'd be needed to miss a few weeks if you dislocated your thumb? Fuck off man I went snowboarding 2 days after dislocation 3 fingers, football man its turning into poofs game

Good lad, if it helps one person then its well worth it