Thompson

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

Mister Fast Fret Guitar String and Fret Board Cleaner once described the queen mother as being a decrepit old scrote. Then later that day, he went to see his wife Donkey Asparagus String and Fret Board Cleaner, she told he to get lost. So he did.

Sir Steven Sudoku Puzzle of Oxford once told Roger Cuntworthy to 'Go Fish!'

Peter Parker picked a pick of pickled Spidermen, who then decided it would be best to pay John Steads cruciate ligament a visit - he then proceeded to the core of his giant mothers black eye

Dame Edna Postage stamp on a woolworths advert for glandular fever

Sire Rickenbock of New Delhi on a quest to find 3 babys and a guitar on a waterslide

Dr J.K Rowlstien is to be tried infront of magistrates for organising a march for 'kit kats rights', she made a statement of 'kit kats are for life, not just for breaks'.

Johnny the dentist Decker on harley hairdrier, with nothing but a trout in one hand, and a haddock in the other

'Stone Cold' Steve Typewriter on the 308 to nowhere This is getting very random!

Graeme 'Pink Floyd' the 3rd on a mission to mars bar

Ruud van Nostrilhair on a Michael Owens hamstring

Noah on a shuttle bus

Methuselah on a Metro

Excellent news mate! Congrats

Jesus on a penny farthing

Brilliant, bloody brilliant!

I've just been informed by a Sunderland fan that Monkseaton isnt in the North East, he must have been a Geography major like

What a mong

Play.com posted my copy yesterday, hopefully it'll come tomorra

Ive decided to wait till friday to dee this (pro evo 5)

Charv. thb

You ever seen CKY? Now that is funny as ferk!

Oh your so kind!

Changed my picture now, to a less noddy like one