Bloke buys a parrot but gets sick of it saying "I'm from the toon and I'm hard as fuck"
so he puts a kestral in its cage. Next morning he finds the kestral dead and the parrot says "I'm from the toon and I'm hard as fuck".
So the bloke puts a golden eagle in the cage. Next morning he finds the eagle dead and the parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage the parrot says "had to tek me coat off for that fucker".
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